Does anybody else miss the soft core porn films channel 5 used to put out late on Friday nights? I used to love those erotic thrillers starring either Shannon Tweed or Shannon Whirry. They made a nice change from endless CSI's and documentaries about children with enormous growths on their faces.
i hate it when they put storylines on porn, it ruins it, especcially when they are big emotional storylines, like the mans wife dieing, by the time you get to the rumpy pumpy your in tears, you still use the tissues just not for what you intended,
(sorry, i know thats a little bit crude, but it seemed funny at the time and it's one of my classics)
"I don't see why people are so snooty about Channel 5. It has some respectable documentaries about the Second World War. It also devotes considerable airtime to investigations into lap dancing, and other related and vital subjects."
- Boris Johnson
"Channel 5 is all shit, isn't it?"
- The last words of Adam Faith.
Who would have guessed that a Channel dominated by 'The Spice Girls' on it's big opening night would then become known for soft porn - I can't think of two things I would want to keep apart more. The mere thought of Sporty and Posh 'getting it on' sends a shudder down my spine. I've seen more curves on a Roman road than that pair of blokes. Tell you what we want, what we really, really want? - anything with breasts would be a good starting point.
i agree channel 5 is a shower, now it's got rid of it's soft porn, although the weather forcasts on 5 news are great, well the forecaster is great, i remember, either dead ringers or alistar mcgowan doing a sketch with des lynam and the channel 5 weather girl.
Lara Lewington *purrs*
Christ alive. Had to Google her - http://cool-geek.co.uk/4b_lara.html >_<
Quote: Aaron @ January 19, 2007, 7:23 PMChrist alive. Had to Google her - http://cool-geek.co.uk/4b_lara.html >_<
I want one 