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Quote: James Cotter @ August 18 2010, 12:08 PM BST

Was the 'no one does' comment a attempt at sounding aloof and interesting?

I am an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in skin-tight velour.

just saw the first black milky bar kid

Quote: David Bussell @ August 18 2010, 1:33 PM BST

I am an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in skin-tight velour.

:| Are you now.

Quote: sootyj @ August 18 2010, 1:41 PM BST

just saw the first black milky bar kid

Huh? How does that work then?

he was on an advert wrapping about milky bars

Quote: sootyj @ August 18 2010, 1:44 PM BST

He was on an advert wrapping milky bars

Pleased That's what I thought it said.

Aren't the ads at the moment just random people (men, women, OAPs etc) with a blonde wig on?

Quote: zooo @ August 18 2010, 1:48 PM BST

Aren't the ads at the moment just random people (men, women, OAPs etc) with a blonde wig on?

Yes they are. It's the search for the next Milkybar Kid.

Quote: zooo @ August 18 2010, 1:48 PM BST

Aren't the ads at the moment just random people (men, women, OAPs etc) with a blonde wig on?

Blonde wigs? What is this? The Fourth Reich? The stealthy bastards.

Quote: zooo @ August 18 2010, 1:48 PM BST

Aren't the ads at the moment just random people (men, women, OAPs etc) with a blonde wig on?

Wow! Three sexual fantasies ticked off in one go! Go Nestle!

Quote: roscoff @ August 18 2010, 1:51 PM BST

Wow! Three sexual fantasies ticked off in one go! Go Nestle!

I think you had enough of that yesterday!

Quote: Aaron @ August 18 2010, 12:27 PM BST

I have two middle names, but I'm not lending you one.

I am surprised no one has asked; is one of them 'Elvis'?

As you are a busy guy I have attached two possible answers. You can just delete the one you don't want:

1. 'That is an obvious choice Will for someone as intelligent as you obviously are.

2. 'F**k off smart arse, I've lived with the whole Elvis thing all my life. Dick weed!

Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 18 2010, 1:50 PM BST

Blonde wigs? What is this? The Fourth Reich? The stealthy bastards.

(In thick German accent Dr. Strangelove esc) "All chocolate must be white in colour. We will one by one replace every dark chocolate bar with two white ones."

Quote: Will Cam @ August 18 2010, 1:52 PM BST

I am surprised no one has asked; is one of them 'Elvis'?

As you are a busy guy I have attached two possible answers. You can just delete the one you don't want:

1. 'That is an obvious choice Will for someone as intelligent as you obviously are.

2. 'F**k off smart arse, I've lived with the whole Elvis thing all my life. Dick weed!

1.

No one's ever brought up the Elvis connection.

Quote: James Cotter @ August 18 2010, 1:52 PM BST

(In thick German accent Dr. Strangelove esc) "All chocolate must be white in colour. We will one by one replace every dark chocolate bar with two white ones."

It's a conspiracy, I tell you.

Shame milky bars are such sickly muck.

Quote: Aaron @ August 18 2010, 1:55 PM BST

1.

No one's ever brought up the Elvis connection.

Well that's all right Momma. :P

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