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Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 18 2010, 11:49 AM BST

*flutters eyelashes in Chip's general direction*

*Chip realises nobody has ever actually fluttered eyelashes at him. Wonders if this happens in real life?*

*Also notices bird-feeder outside window is empty and now serves only to mock hungry birds*

Quote: James Cotter @ August 18 2010, 11:46 AM BST

I don't have a middle name. I'm the only person I know who doesn't have one.

I don't have a middle name but then you don't really know me. No one does...

I thought is was "the"

Quote: David Bussell @ August 18 2010, 12:05 PM BST

I don't have a middle name but then you don't really know me. No one does...

Well then there's two of us with out middle names.

Was the 'no one does' comment a attempt at sounding aloof and interesting?

I have two middle names, but I'm not lending you one.

My middle name is Paul.

Quote: Aaron @ August 18 2010, 12:27 PM BST

I have two middle names, but I'm not lending you one.

Two? Blimey. Are you sure I can't have one. What about just the first letter of one.

I wonder who has the most middle names. One of my favourite writers, John Wyndham, has loads: John Wyndham Parkes Lucas Beynon Harris.

Isn't there that girl who has a full football team as her middle name?

Quote: chipolata @ August 18 2010, 12:31 PM BST

I wonder who has the most middle names. One of my favourite writers, John Wyndham, has loads: John Wyndham Parkes Lucas Beynon Harris.

:O That's a bloody long name.

Quote: James Cotter @ August 18 2010, 12:08 PM BST

Well then there's two of us with out middle names.

Was the 'no one does' comment a attempt at sounding aloof and interesting?

I don't have one either. Unlike Matthew Alf Stott.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 18 2010, 12:32 PM BST

Isn't there that girl who has a full football team as her middle name?

I remember this also. I think it was Liverpool. Lloyd by the way if anyones interested. :)

Quote: EllieJP @ August 18 2010, 12:32 PM BST

Isn't there that girl who has a full football team as her middle name?

Yeah, but I believe her friends refer to her simply as 'that daft c**t with the zany parents'.

Quote: Gavin @ August 18 2010, 7:59 AM BST

Updating my site

www.meetthenewmans.com

Looks good, Gav. :) Although slightly disappointed by the lack of 'Space' video. :P

I was thinking about James Carter but there's a lot of those, although the ones on IMDB are Jimmy Carter like the president.

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