Listening today to a medical programme about constipation, I was reminded of just how funny poo is. There are just so many opportunities for humour with terms like 'Sluggish Transit', and descriptions of the water balloons they shove up your ass to test your bottom's function (yes really). And when they talked about the Anal Canal I couldn't help but think of Birmingham.
Surely then, this great muse deserves a thread of its own?
For f**ks sake. Do we really need another thread on this subject? 
Quote: chipolata @ August 17 2010, 6:06 PM BSTFor f**ks sake. Do we really need another thread on this subject?
At the end of the day, aren't a lot of the threads around here 'poo'?
Quote: Leevil @ August 17 2010, 6:10 PM BSTAt the end of the day, aren't a lot of the threads around here 'poo'?
Yes, but we don't want our faces rubbed in it!
Quote: chipolata @ August 17 2010, 6:16 PM BSTYes, but we don't want our faces rubbed in it!
It's the only way we'll learn.
Oddly enough I have never been gripped by the comic possibilities of poo.
Quote: Griff @ August 17 2010, 6:04 PM BST*sootyj and Lee Henman cancel their plans for this evening*
sorry but lee's a little common for my tastes
Quote: Griff @ August 17 2010, 6:04 PM BST*sootyj and Lee Henman cancel their plans for this evening*
Quote: Timbo @ August 17 2010, 6:54 PM BSTOddly enough I have never been gripped by the comic possibilities of poo.
I refer the honourable gentleman to this hat.
Quote: sootyj @ August 17 2010, 7:31 PM BSTsorry but lee's poo's a little common for my tastes
Quote: Lee Henman @ August 17 2010, 7:49 PM BST
I refer the honourable gentleman to this hat.
we've all seen your profile on faeces book
*avoids thread*
Some people like eating poo. I am not one of them thankfuly.
Poo is hillarious. Fact.
Quote: Charley @ August 17 2010, 9:18 PM BSTSome people like eating poo. I am not one of them thankfuly.
I remember a few years back, one of the chaps brought around a video called, "Shit eating bitches". I don't think I need to go into details.
I never quite looked a gateaux in the same way again. 
Quote: Percival Marsh @ August 17 2010, 9:36 PM BSTI remember a few years back, one of the chaps brought around a video called, "Shit eating bitches". I don't think I need to go into details.
I never quite looked a gateaux in the same way again.
Please do go in to detail!
Quote: Charley @ August 17 2010, 9:38 PM BSTPlease do go in to detail!
Please don't make me.