You know that Rugby team The Wasps. Have they got a B team?
The Bad one liners thread. Page 2
I quite like that! Tee hee.
Got on the train the other day, I said to the conductor can I have a return ticket, he said where to, I said here.
My neighbour said Ive got green fingers so now I know they have seen me masturbate.
What's brown and steaming and comes out of cows? Shit.
Did Fred Astaire roger gingers?
What's the difference between a duck?
One of it's legs are both the same.
An apple a day makes you fruity
What's red and lies in a gutter?
A dead bus.
What's red and sits in the corner?
A baby chewing razor blades.
Doctor I think I have Herpies. (Doctor) well give them back to her then.
I went on a tour of our local council's recycling centre. It was a load of rubbish.
I appeared on Dragon's Den with my invention, it's a syringe that (when plunged) plays the song 'Ring Of Fire'. Duncan Bannantyne said, 'That's preposterous, give it to me so I can try it.' I handed him the syringe, then turned round, dropped my trousers and thrust my arse cheeks towards his face. 'What in god's name are you doing?' shouted Duncan. I told him I was hoping for an injection of cash.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ August 17 2010, 2:12 PM BSTI appeared on Dragon's Den with my invention, it's a syringe that (when plunged) plays the song 'Ring Of Fire'. Duncan Bannantyne said, 'That's preposterous, give it to me so I can try it.' I handed him the syringe, then turned round, dropped my trousers and thrust my arse cheeks towards his face. 'What in god's name are you doing?' shouted Duncan. I told him I was hoping for an injection of cash.
Cheggers was dreaming that he was a joke.
So he had to pinch himself.
Does anyone else think that Richard Whiteley's life-support machine went "Da-da, Da-da, Da-da-da-da, Booo!" when he took his final breath?