I have seen a UFO.
It was an (unidentified f**koff Ogly) person.
Put me off my chinese so it did. Urghhhhhhh!
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Amateur.
Nothing could put me off Chinese. MMMmmmmmmmm... God I want some.
Amateur my minnie.
I once swallowed a lot of chinese & did'nt spill a drop.
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I am quite interested in the subject.
And not just why it always seems to be a Moonshined American that seems to see them.
But I did notice that there have been quite a few reports of sightings over here in the press over the last year.
There are definitely a few interesting stories about pilots that have gone missing
The pilot, Frederick Valentich, 20, was on a 200-kilometre training flight when he told air traffic controllers in Melbourne he was being buzzed by a UFO with four bright lights about 300 metres above him.
Controllers said in his last message, taped in Melbourne, he radioed: "It's approaching from due east towards me. It seems to be playing some sort of game, flying at a speed I can't estimate."
"It's not an aircraft. It's. . .It is flying past. It is a long shape. I cannot identify more than that. It's coming for me right now."
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A minute later he reported: "It seems to be stationary. I'm also orbiting and the thing is orbiting on top of me also. It has a green light and a sort of metallic light on the outside."
Valentich then radioed the engine of his single-engine Cessna 182 was running roughly. His last message said: "It is not an aircraft."
These things are always very intriguing. How real is Frederick Valentich though?
I'm not sure, but there was a similar one where they showed the official transcript of the final messages from the flight.
I checked it on Wikipedia so it must have been true.
You can have transcripts, but who knows what actually happened. Could all be an insurance scam for we know. I just want some hard proof, man!
I have honestly seen a UFO as have my parents. We were altogether at the time. I was about 6 or 7 ish. That is a true fact!!! It hovered above our car for a bit then just sprung off.
Quote: Charley @ August 16 2010, 9:59 PM BSTI have honestly seen a UFO as have my parents. We were altogether at the time. I was about 6 or 7 ish. That is a true fact!!! It hovered above our car for a bit then just sprung off.
When I was 6 or 7 ish a man in a red suit used to come and give me presents at Xmax. he had flying moose or something.
I'd expect that from you Will.
You don't even believe in Star Trek.
Oh, wow. I started this thread. 
I can't remember WTF I am talking about in the opening post.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 16 2010, 10:27 PM BSTI'd expect that from you Will.
You don't even believe in Star Trek.
I believe that it's shit!!
Anyway Steve, why are you raking up threads from 2007, get over to Larks - where you belong 
Quote: Griff @ August 16 2010, 10:00 PM BSTHow far above your car?
Right above it. Maybe 4 -6 metres.
Quote: Will Cam @ August 16 2010, 10:25 PM BSTWhen I was 6 or 7 ish a man in a red suit used to come and give me presents at Xmax. he had flying moose or something.
I met him too. But I had to suck him off for my presents. Did you?
Quote: Charley @ August 16 2010, 10:48 PM BSTRight above it. Maybe 4 -6 metres.
I met him too. But I had to suck him off for my presents. Did you?
f**k me, I thought being good all year was bad enough.