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Quote: Ben @ August 15 2010, 8:39 PM BSTBen thinks he saw an attractive woman breastfeeding her baby today. I was unable to confirm though and it really frustated me.
Yup I was breastfeeding. Not my baby though. I borrowed it for a while. I put it back when the police officer was distracted.
Quote: Charley @ August 15 2010, 11:16 PM BSTYup I was breastfeeding. Not my baby though. I borrowed it for a while. I put it back when the police officer was distracted.
Mr Mainwaring, Mr Mainwaring ! I would like to volunteer to be that baby ! Please let me be that baby Mr Mainwaring.
Ahhhhhhhhh! 
Has just seen breakfast pop out of the toaster.
Is it yours? or are you stalking neighbours again?
Quote: Ben @ August 16 2010, 6:53 AM BSTHas just seen breakfast pop out of the toaster.
Mine just came out of the kettle.
Are you having cuppa soup?
Quote: Gavin @ August 16 2010, 9:13 AM BSTAre you having cuppa soup?
No, the usual vat of coffee
I've found a delicious Italian one and I can't stop drinking it.
Quote: Carlin Corbyn @ August 16 2010, 9:16 AM BSTNo, the usual vat of coffee
I've found a delicious Italian one and I can't stop drinking it.
Ahhh cool
Quote: zooo @ August 12 2010, 4:57 PM BSTExcept for when you licked that pig's face.
That's my boyfriend you're talking about there! 
Ellie has been in Wales sampling some of the best vegetarian sausages I've ever tasted. Yummy.
Quote: EllieJP @ August 16 2010, 9:43 AM BSTThat's my boyfriend you're talking about there!
Ha!
Quote: billwill @ August 15 2010, 8:33 PM BSTChecking your name, it looks as if there is another actor with the same name and a producer/director.
The Actors union/registry doesn't allow two actors with the same name, so you will probably have to choose a new Stage Name before you can get famous.
Yeah I know about that. I still haven't thought of one. I think I'll go for something like James H Cotter although not James E Cotter as people might think I was the character out of Rab C Nesbit.