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And people always blame Sting.

Just thought if Sting was stung and wrote a song about it, it would be called

Sting stung song

which has the same rhythm as Neil Diamond's

Song Song Blue

Quote: Leevil @ August 15 2010, 2:48 AM BST

my head hurts.

Mine too.

Ben will be smashing rockers' heads in today with milk bottles full of sand.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 15 2010, 10:33 AM BST

Mine too.

Mine three.

Quote: Leevil @ August 15 2010, 12:05 PM BST

Mine three.

Mine doesn't!

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 14 2010, 1:26 AM BST

Would Marks & Gran be interested in writing a new, New Statesman starring James Cotter?

You mean would I be willing to star in it if they asked :P

Quote: James Cotter @ August 15 2010, 7:29 PM BST

You mean would I be willing to star in it if they asked :P

Checking your name, it looks as if there is another actor with the same name and a producer/director.

The Actors union/registry doesn't allow two actors with the same name, so you will probably have to choose a new Stage Name before you can get famous.

Jimmy Cotter?

Grass Cotter?

Johnny Cotter'n

Albeit Leevil's was better.

Ben thinks he saw an attractive woman breastfeeding her baby today. I was unable to confirm though and it really frustated me.

Robyn's friend was meant to take her to see a play tonight, but he had to work. :(

Internet keeps coming and then g

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 15 2010, 8:58 PM BST

Robyn's friend was meant to take her to see a play tonight, but he had to work. :(

Do you go to the theatre much, the Robyn?

I don't.

Not as much as I'd like to. And this play was "promenade theatre" in a park! Or was meant to be. :(

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