I think of shit-prindle as the colour of over-cooked baked goods. Dried out, colour of unhealthy poo.
Things that baffle you Page 2
Quote: Chappers @ August 13 2010, 4:57 PM BSTCan either of you drive?
I did have four whole lessons!
Many years ago.
But he said I was a natural. 
I can't imagine not driving. But everything is so spread out here and we have very little mass transit here in the sticks.
Someone put a picture of that Maureen woman up. Teehee.
I imagine you to be a Maureen, 'Alfred'.
Your avatar pretty much stands in, Alfred.
Bah.
So antibiotics are about to stop working.
And we will soon be exterminated by a mutant gonorhea, common cold bastard infection.
When do I stop bothering wearing pants and start hitting ugly people.
Because well we're all going to die anyway?
Quote: zooo @ August 13 2010, 6:54 PM BSTI did have four whole lessons!
Many years ago.
But he said I was a natural.
Did you see about that bloke who charged people to do the driving test in place of them - and he failed five times!
Quote: Chappers @ August 13 2010, 7:29 PM BSTDid you see about that bloke who charged people to do the driving test in place of them - and he failed five times!
I did something similar with pregnancy tests.
Quote: sootyj @ August 13 2010, 7:34 PM BSTI did something similar with pregnancy tests.
Kitchen towels. Why does my supermarket need a whole aisle devoted to these?
Because they're dead useful and people like a choice.
Or what we should all use Charmin? Are you a communist or something?
Quote: sootyj @ September 1 2010, 8:47 AM BSTBecause they're dead useful and people like a choice.
Or what we should all use Charmin? Are you a communist or something?
But do you actually need a whole aisle of choice, when elsewhere they don't even have one packet of cous cous? Just how does 40 different types of kitchen roll enhance your post-wanking experience?