Constructive criticism always welcome. This could be part of a larger sketch or sitcom, but this is just an idea I have for now.
(CUSTOMER runs into electronics store and faces female SHOPKEEPER. CUSTOMER is obviously in a hurry.)
CUSTOMER
Excuse me, I wonder if I can buy a television.
SHOPKEEPER
Certainly, sir. We have a whole range of-
CUSTOMER
That one.
SHOPKEEPER
This one costs-
CUSTOMER
I'll take it.
SHOPKEEPER
Are you in a hurry, sir?
CUSTOMER
Yes, I am a bit late for an emergency wedding at Wimbledon. My friend's just got into a shotgun wedding.
SHOPKEEPER
May I say congratulations to your fri-
CUSTOMER
No, he's getting married to a shotgun. Crazy fellow. Says he needs something to shoot as a commemoration. So I need to buy a television.
SHOPKEEPER
Uh... right, sir. Would you like to take it yourself or-
CUSTOMER
Delivery. No time.
SHOPKEEPER
If you could fill out this form with your name, your address, date of birth-
CUSTOMER
I don't have time for that! (Looks around, then suddenly has an idea) Just a minute, please.
(CUSTOMER looks around store, then yells.)
CUSTOMER
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH
SHOPKEEPER
Please, what are you doing!
CUSTOMER
You'll remember me tomorrow.
(CUSTOMER leaves the store.)
(The next day, the CUSTOMER calls the SHOPKEEPER on the telephone.)
CUSTOMER
Hello, I'm the man who fondled my breasts yesterday.
SHOPKEEPER
No, you're the man who got me into trouble yesterday by shouting at the store!
CUSTOMER
See, I told you you'd remember me. Do you need my name?