We've all been there some one's messed with us. Hogged the photocopier and not replaced the toner, not bought their round killed your cat with a shovel or pissed through your letter box. You need to kill them and/or insult them.
Problem is insults always sound terse and weak. Even calling some one a mother f**ker or a f**king c**t will get little more than a raised eyebrow.
But an accurate personal insult? Well that'll hurt and show you care.
But how to ensure you have the exact right insult for the right person at the right time?
Welcome to Sootyj's marevelous insult bank.
Please contribute and you need never be at a loss for a hurtful word!
Fat person called Patricia or Patrick.
Hey Patty is your surname De Foie Goise?
Want to insult Superman?
Your weakness isn't kryptonite, it's you're a Krypton shite.
