Is this the guy who wrote the last Sherlock episode?
I need some ideas Page 3
How about they find a mysterious hatch in the jungle, and in that hatch is a man pushing a button every 108 minutes, and they find out that this hatch is a station that belonged to a group that were performing scientific experiments on the island, and there are other people on the island, natives if you will, that keep trying to stop Person 1 and Person 2 from leaving because a weird man that no one has ever seen, called lets say, Jacob, told them so, but eventually they do leave, but realise their lives back home are worthless, so they return to the island the same way they got there, crashing the helicopter, but in doing so they travel back in time, and to try and reset everything they decide to detonate a hydrogen bomb, and are blasted back to the present, they realise that it was Jacob that brought them to the island, and he needs there help to kill a Smoke Monster.
Or something like that.
How about they find a mysterious hatch in the jungle, and in that hatch is a man pushing a button every 108 minutes, and they find out that this hatch is a station that belonged to a group that were performing scientific experiments on the island, and there are other people on the island, natives if you will, that keep trying to stop Person 1 and Person 2 from leaving because a weird man that no one has ever seen, called lets say, Jacob, told them so, but eventually they do leave, but realise their lives back home are worthless, so they return to the island the same way they got there, crashing the helicopter, but in doing so they travel back in time, and to try and reset everything they decide to detonate a hydrogen bomb, and are blasted back to the present, they realise that it was Jacob that brought them to the island, and he needs there help to kill a Smoke Monster.
LOL. I never thought it was possible to sum up 6 seasons on Lost in one paragraph.
They could use the guns to shoot each other's cock off. Then use one cock as a hammer, the other cock as a nail, the blood as glue, skin as selotape & fix the fooking hellichopper & fly home.
Thats what I would do anyhoo. Except I have a vagina so no use shooting mine.
Therefore if they are two women soldiers they would probably not have crashed in the first place. 
Charley, my balls shrank as I read that. You are strange and scary.
Now THAT I would watch.
Quote: Reg N @ August 10 2010, 8:22 AM BSTCharley, my balls shrank as I read that. You are strange and scary.
In a really normal cute way though yea?
Quote: Charley @ August 10 2010, 4:32 AM BSTThey could use the guns to shoot each other's cock off. Then use one cock as a hammer, the other cock as a nail, the blood as glue, skin as selotape & fix the fooking hellichopper & fly home.
Thats what I would do anyhoo. Except I have a vagina so no use shooting mine.
I dunno, I can see that episode totally. "Lost, in Charley's Vagina".
Quote: Lee Henman @ August 11 2010, 12:04 AM BSTI dunno, I can see that episode totally. "Lost, in Charley's Vagina".
I won't mind 2 soldiers in there!
Quote: Charley @ August 11 2010, 8:34 PM BST
jeese that's so revolting, have you no values and is this how the younger generation behave these days? Yuk yuk yuk...how common
I'm not sure I can look at a boiled egg in the same way again.
Quote: Griff @ August 11 2010, 10:09 PM BSTCharley makes me laugh probably more than anybody else on this site.
yea it's smut and disgusting, is that the youths' humour today?
Charley's a youth???
Quote: bushbaby @ August 11 2010, 10:19 PM BSTyea it's smut and disgusting, is that the youths' humour today?
Look here I am almost 40!
Quote: Lee Henman @ August 11 2010, 10:33 PM BSTCharley's a youth???
39 is but a youthette! 
Thank you Griff. I love you.
Nout wrong Bushbaby with some smutt. After all Smut is what makes the world go round. Your parents done it you know! Probably had many a 69 & more in their time.
A soldier came out of my vagina you know so what the hell is wrong with two going back in! Fair is fair you know.
jeese charley....yuk yuk yuk yuk, there's more to life than filth