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Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 11 2010, 6:09 PM BST

Yes, I'll not be greedy.

I said it before and I'll say it again: AMATEUR!

Time travel would mean I could wear genuine 80s trainers rather than re-issues.

I wouldn't even need a Sky+ box, I'd be my very own Sky+ box.

Time travel would mean ..... I could nip along to the day Of Jesus Christ's Crucifiction & shout "What ya doing you fool. Your mum is a raving loon". Then I could stamp out all religion, therefore stopping all wars & my son would not have a need to go to Afghan. Yeyyyyyyy!

Time Travel would mean...

That Doc in BTTF wasn't a loon, and has to be reclassified as only being 10% interesting. As a result the dynamic between him and Marty would not be as potentially dichotomous leading to:

a lack of interest in the film=
poor audience =
numbers II and III being directed by a woman=
shite

In effect, this would have been a straight to video production depriving the world off one of the best film trilogies ever.

Quote: Aaron @ August 11 2010, 6:53 PM BST

I said it before and I'll say it again: AMATEUR!

50 million would be enough for me. Spend 40, and keep the other 10 in a high interest, low risk bond and then live off the interest. WIN.

. . . enable me to shake hands with Tony Hancock and say thank you.

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 11 2010, 11:53 PM BST

. . . enable me to shake hands with Tony Hancock and say thank you.

Ahhh Good one!

Quote: Will Cam @ August 11 2010, 9:28 PM BST

Time Travel would mean...

That Doc in BTTF wasn't a loon, and has to be reclassified as only being 10% interesting. As a result the dynamic between him and Marty would not be as potentially dichotomous leading to:

a lack of interest in the film=
poor audience =
numbers II and III being directed by a woman=
shite

In effect, this would have been a straight to video production depriving the world off one of the best film trilogies ever.

It's snappy... If Time Travel could alter movies I'd like to put forward the last three Star Wars movies as high priority.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 11 2010, 10:20 PM BST

a high interest, low risk bond

Those don't exist at the moment. Have you seen how low interest rates are these days. An appraiser came to my house today as a requirement for refinancing. I'm going to chop off 2% and save myself $300 per month.

Time travel would...cause a singularity that could potentially cause a rift in time that endlessly loops, leading to a singularity that could potentially cause a rift in time that endlessly loops, leading to a singularity that could potentially cause a rift in time that endlessly loops, leading to a singularity that could potentially cause a rift in time that endlessly loops, leading to a...

well you get the idea.

well you get the idea.

well you get the idea

:) Can you cause the rift at a good time for me.Like my 10 minutes alarm before the have to get up alarm goes off. Boy I love those 10 extra minutes in bed.

Time travel would mean that I could kill you and be sure to get away with it.

Quote: Ben @ August 11 2010, 7:50 PM BST

Time travel would mean I could wear genuine 80s trainers rather than re-issues.

I wore genuine 1980s trainers!

It was no big deal at the time..

You should have been wearing original 60s trainers back then. Oh wait, you probably wore them too, didn't you?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 11 2010, 10:20 PM BST

50 million would be enough for me. Spend 40, and keep the other 10 in a high interest, low risk bond and then live off the interest. WIN.

Cunning. I hope you'll also give some to Cats Protection.

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