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Time Travel would...

Here's a social experiment. Humorous endings to a setup line. I'm starting with Time travel would...

so my contribution is:

... Result in perfect haircuts.

GO!

Quote: Brown @ August 11 2010, 4:06 PM BST

heres a social experiment. Humorous endings to a setup line. I'm starting with Time travel would...

so my contribution is:

... Result in perfect haircuts.

GO!

Are you Doc Brown?

Time travel would...

Ensure I am only ever 10 minutes late, not 15 which is just rude.

Cue an Ellie rant about hating people who are late.

Quote: Aaron @ August 11 2010, 4:17 PM BST

Cue an Ellie rant about hating people who are late.

Really? Pft Cattle get shuffled around on time. ;) I'm not live stock.

Time travel would...

...mean I could go back and not post this.

Quote: Ben @ August 11 2010, 4:08 PM BST

Are you Doc Brown?

<Violently smooths out his wild white hair and hides it under a cap>... No.

Time travel would mean I could be a Virgin forever.

Time travel wood - the never ending fuel.

Time travel would mean, I'd be a f**king millionaire.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 11 2010, 4:31 PM BST

Time travel would mean, I'd be a f**king millionaire.

Only a millionaire?

Quote: Leevil @ August 11 2010, 4:30 PM BST

Time travel wood - the never ending fuel.

This sir...Genius.

Quote: Brown @ August 11 2010, 4:33 PM BST

This sir...Genius.

You should've seen my first attempt. Thank God for time travel. ;)

...mean you could set fire to Joan Collins....over and over...

Quote: Leevil @ August 11 2010, 4:31 PM BST

Only a millionaire?

Yes, I'll not be greedy.

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