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Quote: Ben @ August 11 2010, 12:00 PM BST

He works for Jagex - they do some big online RPG games. He does something with algorithms.

Oooo most excellent, based in London?

Nah, there HQ is Cambridge.

Quote: Ben @ August 11 2010, 12:20 PM BST

Nah, there HQ is Cambridge.

Oh excellent! That's a very cool job.

He's very happy with it. They have a Golden Axe arcade machine in the staffroom. Plus, they have a tank out on the front lawn.

Quote: Aaron @ August 11 2010, 12:05 PM BST

:D Do you feel wrong inside, eating Chinese food without chopsticks?

Yes- sometimes I have to cave though, like if I'm eating crispy seaweed. I'm sure that's designed to be impossible to eat with twigs.

Quote: Aaron @ August 11 2010, 12:05 PM BST

Does not compute.

HUSHYOURFACE. Newcastle is brilliant. I'm not from Newcastle- I moved here for uni about 6 years ago and never left.

Quote: Ben @ August 11 2010, 11:29 AM BST

Ben is looking forward to his tuna steak and noodle lunch down the boozer with his computer game programming mate Dave.

My games programmer friend Matt is coming round for tea tonight.

Quote: Ben @ August 11 2010, 11:01 AM BST

I've never once got to work from home. *shakes fist*

You've got a fist ?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 11 2010, 12:33 PM BST

Yes- sometimes I have to cave though, like if I'm eating crispy seaweed. I'm sure that's designed to be impossible to eat with twigs.

AMATEUR!

Quote: Ben @ August 11 2010, 12:31 PM BST

He's very happy with it. They have a Golden Axe arcade machine in the staffroom. Plus, they have a tank out on the front lawn.

Proper Tank? That's quite swish.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 11 2010, 12:33 PM BST

My games programmer friend Matt is coming round for tea tonight.

:O Does everyone have games programmer friends except me.

Quote: Aaron @ August 11 2010, 12:39 PM BST

AMATEUR!

You sussed me :( I'll get there. I haven't tried seaweed with the stick since I started using them more regularly- I might be a chopstick wizard by now !

Quote: Gavin @ August 11 2010, 12:40 PM BST

:O Does everyone have games programmer friends except me.

Possibly. Mine works for ubisoft. I have a street named after me in the new driver game !

Geordie Sux Ave?

Blind Engineer Tokenism Boulevard/

Candle Wicks Road?

Actually I'm not sure. I think it's like Wicks Heights or something similar.

Quote: sootyj @ August 11 2010, 12:47 PM BST

Geordie Sux Ave?

Blind Engineer Tokenism Boulevard/

I'm going to letter bomb you.

Tell me, Nat, do you have a Geordie accent?

Quote: Ben @ August 11 2010, 12:54 PM BST

Tell me, Nat, do you have a Geordie accent?

Not really, I'm not a geordie- I'm an honourary member. I sound Northern, but definitely not geordie.

*writes it down in the Bennery*

I was going to link a YouTube vid of me speaking but then realised that the others on the account are either massively embarassing or indecent, so I have decided against it.

You'll just have to wait until I'm famous on the tellybob.

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