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Quote: Nogget @ August 10 2010, 9:45 PM BST

Some of them are scams anyway, being collected by cynical traders masquerading as sincere charitable organisations.

What a FaNtAbUlOuS Idea.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 10 2010, 9:46 PM BST

I need my clothes for wearing, thankyou very much charities.

Exactly. I bet they won't like it when we are all wandering the earth with are wobblys on show. Like Simon Cowell. Sick

I have more wobblies than your average person, so I like to wear my enjtire wardrobe all at once. I wear the tshirts from when I was skinny as leg warmers.

I'm pissed off by shit adverts. There's no excuse- sort it out, you boobs.

Quote: Charley @ August 10 2010, 9:43 PM BST

I hate the bloody charities that keep leaving those bags for you to fill with clothes & shit.
First off they are huge. I don't even have enough clothes to fill them. Secondly they are blue in colour so no use for using as recycling bags.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Surely it's a restaurant rather than a shop or a store?

Quote: Nogget @ August 10 2010, 9:45 PM BST

Some of them are scams anyway, being collected by cynical traders masquerading as sincere charitable organisations.

Why are they scams? They're just not charities! Give them a break. Charities get tons of stuff. People don't mind selling stuff on Ebay or whatever, but somehow it's wrong to give your stuff to somebody who's not a charity, and most people know aren't a charity.

Quote: zooo @ August 10 2010, 10:27 PM BST

Surely it's a restaurant rather than a shop or a store?

Cool

Quote: zooo @ August 10 2010, 10:27 PM BST

Surely it's a restaurant rather than a shop or a store?

Well, yes, yes, yes, I did consider that it wasn't quite right but the point is about the creeping Americanisation of England.

Like people going to the bar and saying 'Can I get two largers?' 'Yes, where do you want to get them from because it is certainly not here now f*ck off!'

'Regular fries' FFS. Does that mean you have them every day? Week? Or do you really mean medium as opposed the large or small?

Angry Angry Angry Angry

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 10 2010, 11:24 PM BST

'Regular fries' FFS. Does that mean you have them every day? Week? Or do you really mean medium as opposed the large or small?

Angry Angry Angry Angry

I hate Americanization.

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 10 2010, 11:24 PM BST

'Regular fries' FFS. Does that mean you have them every day? Week? Or do you really mean medium as opposed the large or small?

I scratched my head the first time someone at a UK pub asked me "Normal?" when I ordered a Guinness.

"As opposed to what?" I replied.

Quote: Chappers @ August 11 2010, 12:46 AM BST

I hate Americanization.

:D

Quote: DaButt @ August 11 2010, 12:53 AM BST

I scratched my head the first time someone at a UK pub asked me "Normal?" when I ordered a Guinness.

"As opposed to what?" I replied.

As opposed to that cold stuff I suppose. I always my Youngs as normal as opposed to Special.

(This refers to beer too in case anybody wondered)

Quote: Chappers @ August 11 2010, 1:06 AM BST

As opposed to that cold stuff I suppose. I always my Youngs as normal as opposed to Special.

(This refers to beer too in case anybody wondered)

Oh but, the Special is so good !

:P

Quote: DaButt @ August 11 2010, 12:53 AM BST

I scratched my head the first time someone at a UK pub asked me "Normal?" when I ordered a Guinness.

"As opposed to what?" I replied.

Serves you right for ordering Guinness.

They were talking about the ice cold version.

The whole thing is an advertising ploy, bit like Magners which has now run its course so everyone is now 'told' to drink pear cider.

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Quote: Oldrocker @ August 11 2010, 1:09 AM BST

They were talking about the ice cold version.

So I was told. Whose bright idea was that?

Quote: DaButt @ August 11 2010, 1:33 AM BST

So I was told. Whose bright idea was that?

Someone to appeal to Lager louts.

Quote: Tim Azure @ August 10 2010, 10:32 PM BST

Why are they scams? They're just not charities!

They are scams because they purport to be charities when they are not. It's a deception, hence it's a scam.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/2007/aug/18/moneysupplement.voluntarysector

I've always bee pissed off by the way broadcasters put the name of themselves in he top left hand corner of the screen. How does that enhance our viewing pleasure, eh?

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