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Make someone smile in 10 words or less... Page 4

Quote: Charley @ August 10 2010, 5:03 AM BST

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MEN CAN NOW GIVE BIRTH TO BABIES THROUGH THEIR ARSEHOLES!

:D

I think if men did take on the "giving birth to baby" role it would certainly solve over-population.

"Sorry love, it might interfere with my fishing."

Quote: Frankie Rage @ August 10 2010, 2:40 PM BST

I think if men did take on "giving birth to baby" role it would certainly solve over-population.

Men are whores. It would increase 10 fold.

I'd have had hundreds ( not that many really) of kids by now

I would cut mine off.

Quote: David Carmon @ August 11 2010, 2:04 AM BST

I'd have had hundreds ( not that many really) of kids by now

Could two men make a baby in this alternate universe, then?

That's quite good actually. Women not involved in the baby-making hooha at all.

Yellow card! over 10 words and going strangely off topic

Charley Rance marries Colin Farrell in their 26m Hollywood Mansion.

Ha. Isn't he a bit... beardy?

Quote: David Carmon @ August 11 2010, 2:04 AM BST

I'd have had hundreds ( not that many really) of kids by now

:O >_<

I shouldn't brag about it!

Ten words that should make most people happy.

Jordan's dead and her kids have been given new identities.

Quote: David Carmon @ August 14 2010, 4:02 PM BST

Ten words that should make most people happy.

Jordan's dead and her kids have been given new identities.

Several hundred troops have entered Jordan.

Another few hundred entered via the back and mouth.

And the Price was low.

Quote: David Carmon @ August 14 2010, 4:02 PM BST

Ten words that should make most people happy.

Jordan's dead and her kids have been given to Glitter.

You're a monster!

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