Surely a leg is the ultimate?
My non Christmas list - thanks... Page 2
Quote: jacparov @ November 10, 2007, 11:11 AMmariah carey. Big boobs and mentally retarded, my perfect woman. Bit loud though.
... But are they natural?
no, they face opposite directions. And yet i don't care.
You could stuff one in her gob, that would solve the loudness problem.
Mainly in that you'd have to snap her neck in order to do so...
Added bonus!
I do love her Christmas song though, 'All I Want For Christmas Is You'.
I want Christian Slater in my stocking. He doesn't need to wear anything else..........
Ooh, Christian Slater, retro.
I quite fancy watching Kuffs, now...
Quote: Leevil @ November 10, 2007, 12:06 PMI do love her Christmas song though, 'All I Want For Christmas Is You'.
Me too! Ace song.
Ditto again. Mud's Lonely This Christmas is great too. Maybe we need to make our own Christmas tune chart. Hmm.
Quote: Leevil @ November 10, 2007, 12:06 PMI do love her Christmas song though, 'All I Want For Christmas Is You'.
yes, she sings that to me you know. I am her muse. 
Quote: jacparov @ November 10, 2007, 12:30 PMyes, she sings that to me you know. I am her muse.
Is that the part where she says, "I don't want a jacparov for Christmas"?
Actually it's: 'all I want Jacparov.....is youoooo'.
It's just so high pitched you cannot hear it. The tit in the mouth should cover it.
I don't think Chapman would want to be in her mouth. He prefers to be in mens (mouths).
of that i cannot say. Is he like graham norton?