AN OCTAGON CAGE IN THE MIDST OF A HORD OF BAYING FIGHT FANS.
A HUGE SHAVEN HEADED BRUTE CLIMBS IN
VO
Presenting Dave Speedball the Scrotum swiper!
DAVE SHADOW BOXES AT CROTCH HIGHT
AN EVEN HUGER SHAVEN HEADED BRUTE CLIMBS IN
VO1
And presenting the Brian The Widow Maker Pilchard!
VO2
Now lower the chair!
THE CROWD ARE GOING BERZERK.
A SINGLE LONDON UNDERGROUND TUBE SEAT IS LOWERED BY WINCH IT HAS A COPY OF THE METRO ON IT.
THE 2 MIGHTY WARRIORS CIRCLE IT EYEING EACH OTHER AND THE SEAT.
VO1
The tension is palpable, oh my the younger buck is going first!
DAVE SITS DOWN AND FOLDS HIS ARMS
VO2
But the Widow maker isn't beaten so easily. I think he's tutting at Dave.
VO1
But Dave is ignoring him with the skill of a far older warrior.
VO2
The Widow Maker looks beaten, he's got one gambit left.
VO1
And he's taking it.
BRIAN TAKES THE POSE OF A DEADLY MARTIAL ARTIST HE FLINGS HIS BODY FORWARD AIMING TO GRAB THE METRO
DAVE GRABS IT.
DAVE
Sorry mate I was about to read that.
BRIAN
Yeh alright soz about that.
VO1
And that's it the Widow Maker is finished.
VO2
You saw history being made tonight folks.
BRIAN CLIMBS OUT OF THE CAGE A BROKEN MAN
THE CROWD BOO HIM AND PELT HIM WITH RUBBISH
SCENE2
SOME SUITS IN A ROOM WERE WATHCING ALL THIS ON A DVD
SUIT1
That wasn't brilliant.
SUIT2
Not so extreme fighting wasn't a winner.
SUIT3
What about extreme one man and his dog?
SCENE3
AN APOCALYPTIC FIELD IN WALES.
2 SHEPHEDS ARE WRESTLING A PACK OF FEIRSOME SHEEP ARE STAMPEDING A COLLY
A 3RD COLLY HOLDS A SHEEP DOWN BY ITS THROAT WHILST A SHEPHERD FUCKS IT.
