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This thread makes me want to steal the original poster's car and return it five days later with a dead hobo in the boot. On fire.
That's 26 words, try and trim it.
Quote: Will Cam @ August 9 2010, 2:20 PM BSTThat's 26 words, try and trim it.
I'll trim you!
Quote: David Bussell @ August 9 2010, 2:18 PM BSTThis thread makes me want to steal the original poster's car and return it five days later with a dead hobo in the boot. On fire.
So have Hertz still got that contract out on you?
This thread assinine
Burn car burn hobo in 5 days
return to starter
There you are your original thoguhts as a lovely Haiku.
I will pay your mortgage.
Homer cracked me up with these eight: "But I'm not a genius - or are I?
Your ass is just fine, dear.
Quote: Henrik Bengtsson @ August 9 2010, 7:46 PM BSTHomer cracked me up with these eight: "But I'm not a genius - or are I?
Hello Henrik! 
Tony Blair kidnapped by the Taliban
The Dale Winton gene to be destroyed.
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Quote: David Bussell @ August 9 2010, 2:33 PM BSTI'll trim you!
That's better, but still not funny 
Woman giving free blow jobs so you don't have too.
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MEN CAN NOW GIVE BIRTH TO BABIES THROUGH THEIR ARSEHOLES!
Women are going to stop.
(Please don't start, dear!)