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This thread makes me want to steal the original poster's car and return it five days later with a dead hobo in the boot. On fire.

That's 26 words, try and trim it.

Quote: Will Cam @ August 9 2010, 2:20 PM BST

That's 26 words, try and trim it.

I'll trim you!

Quote: David Bussell @ August 9 2010, 2:18 PM BST

This thread makes me want to steal the original poster's car and return it five days later with a dead hobo in the boot. On fire.

So have Hertz still got that contract out on you?

This thread assinine
Burn car burn hobo in 5 days
return to starter

There you are your original thoguhts as a lovely Haiku.

I will pay your mortgage.

Homer cracked me up with these eight: "But I'm not a genius - or are I?

Your ass is just fine, dear.

Quote: Henrik Bengtsson @ August 9 2010, 7:46 PM BST

Homer cracked me up with these eight: "But I'm not a genius - or are I?

Hello Henrik! :)

Tony Blair kidnapped by the Taliban

The Dale Winton gene to be destroyed.

Quote: Will Cam @ August 9 2010, 2:13 PM BST

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many joys :)

Quote: David Bussell @ August 9 2010, 2:33 PM BST

I'll trim you!

That's better, but still not funny Whistling nnocently

Woman giving free blow jobs so you don't have too.

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MEN CAN NOW GIVE BIRTH TO BABIES THROUGH THEIR ARSEHOLES!

Women are going to stop.

(Please don't start, dear!)

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