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Make someone smile in 10 words or less... Page 2

My fart woke me and my boyfriend up last night. Ooops.

The sound or the smell? Sorry.

Sound. :) I was quite proud.

My farts aren't stinkers.

Well I'm sure he wouldn't kick you out of bed if they were.

He has physically done that before the cheeky bugger.

Was he sleep-kicking?

I've just raped me own bum bum.

Bussell found dead in animal sex drug party inferno.

Stott found dead inside dead Bussell.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 9 2010, 1:13 PM BST

Stott found dead inside dead Bussell.

He said there was money in there, but there was just a bunch of guts.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ August 9 2010, 1:15 PM BST

He said there was money in there, but there was just a bunch of guts.

I'm sure you've been inside bodies for less.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 9 2010, 1:17 PM BST

I'm sure you've been inside bodies for less.

Please stop coming onto me, you'll only make Chip red with fury.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ August 9 2010, 1:18 PM BST

Please stop coming onto me, you'll only make Chip red with fury.

As long as he's not red with the sexy tip.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ August 9 2010, 1:18 PM BST

Please stop coming onto me

We have a very open relationship. He's free to come on anyone he likes.

Quote: chipolata @ August 9 2010, 1:31 PM BST

We have a very open relationship. He's free to come on anyone he likes.

Well thanks for telling me.

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