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Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 9 2010, 12:15 AM BST

This place is listed for $149,900, which I think is a hell of a deal. Places across the road sell for at least double that. :)

At that price, you'd get a shoebox in Clapham, London. Size 5 shoe. You lucky people, you got jobs too? Presumably though, that awful flag can go?

Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 8 2010, 11:54 PM BST
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Well, this seems to be the best one so far...and the price is fantastic!!!

I want one too..

Teary

Ben is going to head off and do some work.

Chip's just seen a homeless man playing a piccolo. Badly. He didn't give him any money.

Ellie is sooooo hungover... and maybe even still drunk.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 9 2010, 9:02 AM BST

Ellie is sooooo hungover... and maybe even still drunk.

A firend of mine gave me good hang over cure it reads:

"a pint (or 2) of water and 2 nurofen will do it, ur brain is swollen due to dehydration. The magic stuff is "Dioralyte" it tastes real bad but works in about 20 mins, youu can get it from any chemist, 1 sachet in water,drink quickly,job done :)" - Berty_72

In the London office preparing for my first training session. I would be less happy if it wasn't for the saving grace of BREAKFAST BUFFET.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 9 2010, 9:12 AM BST

In the London office preparing for my first training session. I would be less happy if it wasn't for the saving grace of BREAKFAST BUFFET.

"Yo! I'm Nat and you're all here to learn this stuff. I'm better then all of you. Deal with it. Now, you open shirt guy, why are you hear?"

Quote: Gavin @ August 9 2010, 9:07 AM BST

A firend of mine gave me good hang over cure it reads:

"a pint (or 2) of water and 2 nurofen will do it, ur brain is swollen due to dehydration. The magic stuff is "Dioralyte" it tastes real bad but works in about 20 mins, youu can get it from any chemist, 1 sachet in water,drink quickly,job done :)" - Berty_72

Thanks Gav. I'm stuck on reception for the minute so not going anywhere. :(

You're the trainer?

Do you have a really embarassing icebreaker that encourages bullying?

Quote: EllieJP @ August 9 2010, 9:17 AM BST

Thanks Gav. I'm stuck on reception for the minute so not going anywhere. :(

Send a minion :) when they go for morning bacon buttie.

Ben is looking at contracts. Ho hum.

Quote: Ben @ August 9 2010, 9:22 AM BST

Ben is looking at contracts. Ho hum.

Your contracts?

Nope, other peoples.

The top of my foot hurts!

Quote: Frankie Rage @ August 9 2010, 1:57 AM BST

that awful flag can go

Yes I agree there, it brings it down a bit, why DO the Americans do that?
If I owned that house I'd put a Soviet hammer & sickle flag up, just for a larf. Snigger.

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