You know you have made it when you buy the BCG domain and close it down just to spite all the people who said your offerings in Critique were shit. And you make Aaron your butler.
How do you know you made it? Page 5
Why is everyone so bitter?
You've made it when you no longer need to be bitter and aloof.
Your succesful enough not to need to be aloof.
I like the idea of Aaron as someone's butler!
Let it be so.
Quote: sootyj @ August 8 2010, 6:55 PM BSTYou've made it when your succesful enough to afford a spell-checker.
Quote: Frankie Rage @ August 8 2010, 7:31 PM BSTI like the idea of Aaron as someone's butler!
Let it be so.
Does he know how the buttle then?
I was looking at my long list letter for the BBC Last Laugh competition earlier as well as my uncashed cheque from News Revue. To me that represents a smidge of success because it meant someone must have found something I'd written worthy of a giggle at the very least.
I set my standards fairly low in that respect it seems.
If you're aim isn't to entertain your friends and family, fundamentally you'll never succed. A hearty round of laughter and applause at an open reading can lift a whole month.
Simple things can be all you need.
That and a mutant, transvestitie baboon army. Armed with piss grenades and hate guns.
But a guy can dream.
Quote: sootyj @ August 8 2010, 4:15 PM BSTI aim to f**k Janine Butcher.
To be honest, who doesn't?
Ben you'd settle for the butcher in the Morrison's ad.
Janine is smoking hot. And you just know she'd tell all your friends you were crap in bed even if you gave her a triple orgasm, but frankly it'd be worth it.
Quote: Ben @ August 8 2010, 8:39 PM BSTThat butcher is smoking hot. And you just know he'd tell all your friends you were crap in bed even if you gave him a triple orgasm, but frankly it'd be worth it. And you'd get free bacon.
How many Morrison's are you banned from you sick twist?
Quote: sootyj @ August 8 2010, 8:41 PM BSTHow many Morrison's are you banned from you sick twist?
ISWYDT.
What does he whisper in your ear after providing you with a quater pounder with cheese?
Quote: Ben @ August 8 2010, 8:44 PM BSTISWYDT.
Quote: sootyj @ August 8 2010, 8:46 PM BSTI want to pound a Quaker full of cheese
Hey, I'm not here to judge.
Quote: Ben @ August 8 2010, 8:47 PM BSTHey, I'm not here to judge.
Yup but that's the state sport of Wisonsin and wholly respectable.
For me, it would have to be an appearance on the Muppet Show, just watching Kylie duetting with Kermit and was very jealous.