Feature some good looking vampires with sexual tension on the agenda. Will win you the 'girl' ratings then.
I need some ideas Page 2
Quote: sootyj @ August 8 2010, 8:18 AM BSTSo Nats what's your wish for the cast of Glee?
Well that's not nice!
They could
1. Rebuild the helicopter into a big jetski.
2. Start a travel company.
3. Build a hotel.
4. Tunnel under the sea to safety.
5. Go gay.
6. Get a really good suntan.
7. Find that the sand is really sticky toffee pudding. It's a dessert island.
8. Write a killer script for a sitcom.
Quote: the pwner @ August 7 2010, 2:46 AM BSTHey, 2 people (soldiers) are trapped on a deserted island with a crashed helicopter with no equipment, save for a few guns. So, can you give me some humourus dialouge/events that Person #1 and Person #2 would say, I don't mean knock knock jokes, I mean jokes that would be funny as if someone was viewing them, not to the people they are viewing, if you get my idea. Also, there is a possibility that they will encounter dangerous animals, and there is a God like figure with God like powers causing misfortune for them, example: crashing the helicopter. P.S. No one will die, and at one point they will be rescued, and nothing too perverted.
Cheeky bastard.
I'm going to send him my bill.
If I put a blank post in the Skit Comp thread, could everyone chip in and write a winner for me?
Quote: the pwner @ August 7 2010, 2:46 AM BSTHey, 2 people (soldiers) are trapped on a deserted island with a crashed helicopter with no equipment, save for a few guns. So, can you give me some humourus dialouge/events that Person #1 and Person #2 would say, I don't mean knock knock jokes, I mean jokes that would be funny as if someone was viewing them, not to the people they are viewing, if you get my idea. Also, there is a possibility that they will encounter dangerous animals, and there is a God like figure with God like powers causing misfortune for them, example: crashing the helicopter. P.S. No one will die, and at one point they will be rescued, and nothing too perverted.
This may be the greatest joke ever written:
Person #1
This helicopter crash is just the latest in a long run of bad luck. I blame my parents for naming me after a small bag and a racehorse.
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 8 2010, 12:52 PM BSTIf I put a blank post in the Skit Comp thread, could everyone chip in and write a winner for me?
Seeing as the topic is 'space', just leave it as a blank post. 
Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ August 8 2010, 1:39 PM BSTThis may be the greatest joke ever written:
Person #1
This helicopter crash is just the latest in a long run of bad luck. I blame my parents for naming me after a small bag and a racehorse.
whats the joke?
Quote: sootyj @ August 8 2010, 5:15 PM BSTwhats the joke?
'Purse and Nashwan' - I may have oversold it.
Still a bit lost
sorry bit thick today
Person #1
Person Hash one
Purse and Nashwan
I didn't get it until it was explained either, as I was reading Person #1 not as person hash one but person number one, so the joke went over my head.
Oh now I get it doh!
they could turn out to be a couple of toy action men being played with by an evil child. They only find out after barbie turns up and they drop their pants to reveal smooth genitalia-vacant plastic hips........
.......and yes I have been drinking.