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Quote: AngieBaby @ August 7 2010, 8:38 PM BST

Eating the most delicious sushi, in one of the best restaurants, in one of the most beautiful cities in the world, with only my blackberry as company, I love\hate business trips.

Get the blackberry to pay.

Athens?

Ha ha, I'd settle for Birmingham as I have friends there but no, I'm in Cape Town again. Thought I'd treat myself to dinner at Nobu at the one and only. Judging by the stares they don't get many females dining alone.

Photos of my daughter's wedding. It's not every day you get to see me in a tuxedo.

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2305/weddingt.jpg

Just heard Halle Berry is in town. Maybe people are confusing me with her?

Anyhow, I hope they are still staring because I'm about to get up from my table after a caramel pear cocktail and a bottle of pinotage. I'm pretty pissed.

Just realised, red wine - with fish - no wonder they don't recommend it!

Lol at "my fat ex-wife and her asshole husband". :D

Quote: Gavin @ August 7 2010, 7:07 PM BST

Paris Hilton being a whore joke. Suggesting she is more famous the the brand of hotels they made their fortune from.

Aah that's just me being an idiot, not you being bizarre. Glad I got that cleared up :D

(I didn't get it until he explained.)

Quote: DaButt @ August 7 2010, 9:14 PM BST

Photos of my daughter's wedding. It's not every day you get to see me in a tuxedo.

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2305/weddingt.jpg

Your daughter looks beautiful.

Quote: DaButt @ August 7 2010, 9:14 PM BST

Photos of my daughter's wedding. It's not every day you get to see me in a tuxedo.

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2305/weddingt.jpg

Nice to see the ex relegated to the back row!

Quote: Aaron @ August 7 2010, 9:33 PM BST

Nice to see the ex relegated to the back row!

I wish I'd asked for a photo with just my family. If I order a print I'll have to black out their faces.

Quote: zooo @ August 7 2010, 9:23 PM BST

Lol at "my fat ex-wife and her asshole husband". :D

Snap! XD

Your daughter looks beautiful, DaButt!

Ben is watching McVicar.

Hello, the Robyn! How are you? Any balloon mishaps today?

Hi Ben! I'm not too bad. I didn't do many balloons today, but I did do some good glitter-writes. How are you?

I'm ok, but did just go to sneeze and all that came out was a loud "RAGHGHGH" noise rather than the sneezing motion. Then my sternum hurt a little. I'm better now.

Chip's been working and drinking and watching bits of Bring It On: In It To Win It on Viva. He's not sure life was meant to turn out this way.

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