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Quote: Leevil @ August 7 2010, 2:45 PM BST

Fruit n fibre?

Alpen.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 7 2010, 1:04 PM BST

Maybe. I wish I was in Edinburgh so much. My heart aches :(

We're down in Essex for the boy's birthday (his parents live there), so we're staying over in London a couple of nights. Got massively reduced rates on Hilton Tower Bridge, which is a bonus.

I stayed in the Nottingham Hilton once. Twas nice.

Quote: chipolata @ August 7 2010, 12:15 PM BST

I imagine you being killed by a jealous husband before the aging process really takes hold.

A woman's husband once got quite angry that I'd been round to visit her and their baby one lunchtime. He obviously couldn't see that we were just friends. He never said anything about it to me, but I think he did shout at her quite a bit. *shakes head sadly*

Quote: Ben @ August 7 2010, 3:05 PM BST

I stayed in the Nottingham Hilton once. Twas nice.

A woman's husband once got quite angry that I'd been round to visit her and their baby one lunchtime. He obviously couldn't see that we were just friends. He never said anything about it to me, but I think he did shout at her quite a bit. *shakes head sadly*

Why would you willingly go see someones kid?

Quote: Gavin @ August 7 2010, 3:27 PM BST

Why would you willingly go see someones kid?

He was hoping for a threesome.

Quote: Gavin @ August 7 2010, 3:27 PM BST

Why would you willingly go see someones kid?

There were sandwiches on offer.

Anyway, that's about as enraged as I've made other men.

Quote: Gavin @ August 7 2010, 2:37 PM BST

The Hilton??? are you sleeping on a whores back?

..what ?

Quote: Ben @ August 7 2010, 3:36 PM BST

There were sandwiches on offer.

Anyway, that's about as enraged as I've made other men.

I don't know. I've heard you make Mikey Jackson livid. He hides it well, though.

Quote: chipolata @ August 7 2010, 6:22 PM BST

I don't know. I've heard you make Mikey Jackson livid. He hides it well, though.

Every time Ben blinks, he sees Mikey J's face, like the background to Mikey's own website.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 7 2010, 3:45 PM BST

..what ?

Paris Hilton being a whore joke. Suggesting she is more famous the the brand of hotels they made their fortune from.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ August 7 2010, 3:36 PM BST

He was hoping for a threesome.

I did an actual LOL.

Quote: Aaron @ August 7 2010, 11:09 AM BST

Where is there in Greenwich for pizza? :/

Um, we went to a Prezzo. They're everywhere, but yep, we went to Greenwich. *shrugs*

The one at the Odeon?! Blimey, that is quite a bizarre place to travel to.

Eating the most delicious sushi, in one of the best restaurants, in one of the most beautiful cities in the world, with only my blackberry as company, I love\hate business trips.

Quote: AngieBaby @ August 7 2010, 8:38 PM BST

Eating the most delicious sushi, in one of the best restaurants, in one of the most beautiful cities in the world,

Birmingham?

Quote: AngieBaby @ August 7 2010, 8:38 PM BST

Eating the most delicious sushi, in one of the best restaurants, in one of the most beautiful cities in the world, with only my blackberry as company, I love\hate business trips.

Do we have to guess?

Sushi? Toyko?

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