I need some ideas

Hey, 2 people (soldiers) are trapped on a deserted island with a crashed helicopter with no equipment, save for a few guns. So, can you give me some humourus dialouge/events that Person #1 and Person #2 would say, I don't mean knock knock jokes, I mean jokes that would be funny as if someone was viewing them, not to the people they are viewing, if you get my idea. Also, there is a possibility that they will encounter dangerous animals, and there is a God like figure with God like powers causing misfortune for them, example: crashing the helicopter. P.S. No one will die, and at one point they will be rescued, and nothing too perverted.

What are we talking in terms of writers fee? Are there points on the back end?

I have an idea for you, pwner, give one of the characters a catchphrase of "Not in my backyard".

Yes if anyone has some spare ideas I could do with some as well.

I believe chopper is a slang word for both helicopter and penis.

Hope this helps.

Could the soldiers, assuming they're going to die, and also assuming no one is looking anyway, start f**king? Only someone will be looking, a small boy lurking behind a bush for unknown reasons. The story should sort of tell itself from that point on really.

Also, I think one of the characters should have a little cartoon spaceman that buzzes around his head telling him what to do. Of course, he's the only one who can see it which will lead to hilarious consequences.

'this looks like paradise, we must be dead'

They could make coconuts into people. But the coconut people come to life and put them on trial.

Person 1 could go to lean against the door of the helicopter only to find it had been left open.

They build elaborate sandcastles then rake them with automatic gunfire.

They all get AIDS.

And the island gets blown up in an atomic test.

THE END

I think it's best if you write it yourself, after all it's more fun!

And if it's not fun, don't write it!

So Nats what's your wish for the cast of Glee?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 7 2010, 12:54 PM BST

They all get AIDS.

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Well that's not nice!

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Hey, 2 people (soldiers) are trapped on a deserted island with a crashed helicopter with no equipment, save for a few guns. So, can you give me some humourus dialouge/events that Person #1 and Person #2 would say, I don't mean knock knock jokes, I mean jokes that would be funny as if someone was viewing them, not to the people they are viewing, if you get my idea. Also, there is a possibility that they will encounter dangerous animals, and there is a God like figure with God like powers causing misfortune for them, example: crashing the helicopter. P.S. No one will die, and at one point they will be rescued, and nothing too perverted.

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They look at each other and go "this is obviously Lost on a budget."