How do you know you made it? Page 2

Big Fellas right.
Otherwise WatershipDown would have been a comedy

Quote: sootyj @ August 5 2010, 9:54 PM BST

That is the single most selfish thing I've ever read.

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I'd let people watch through a crack in the door. Then clean up my mess afterwards.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ August 5 2010, 9:55 PM BST

I'd let people watch through a crack in the door. Then clean up my mess afterwards.

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Is that what the huge queue I saw was.

I thought the pope was hiding behind a door or something.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 5 2010, 9:55 PM BST

Big Fellas right.
Otherwise WatershipDown would have been a comedy

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I thought it was.

I recently frightened a rabbit. I was in somebodies garden in the early hours fetching one of my cats who had escaped when suddenly I heard drumming. It was a scared rabbit in a hutch. He was the only living thing that knew I'd been in the garden.

Is that the story you told the police?

Quote: chipolata @ August 5 2010, 9:57 PM BST

I recently frightened a rabbit. I was in somebodies garden in the early hours fetching one of my cats who had escaped when suddenly I heard drumming. It was a scared rabbit in a hutch.

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I'd be scared too, if I saw a rabbit playing a drumkit.

Quote: Nogget @ August 5 2010, 10:01 PM BST

I'd be scared too, if I saw a rabbit playing a drumkit.

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Bunny Rich?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 5 2010, 10:03 PM BST

Bunny Rich?

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Quote: sootyj @ August 5 2010, 8:48 PM BST

I'm going to be "Big Turd"

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'A part that requires no acting ability on his part whatsoever.'

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 5 2010, 8:44 PM BST

3.) David Bussell Calls me by my first name.

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Fred?

Woo Hooh!
Close enough
\o/

You know you've made it when you hire dogs to keep the little people off you're grounds.

Quote: Gavin @ August 6 2010, 11:58 AM BST

You know you've made it when you hire a cat called Azrael to keep the little people out of your castle.

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That's being the wizard Gargamel. ANd if you ate less mushrooms you'd see less SMurfs

Quote: sootyj @ August 6 2010, 12:01 PM BST

That's being the wizard Gargamel. ANd if you ate less mushrooms you'd see less SMurfs

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Evil overlords have definitely made it though so take notes form their books.

Hmm "How to get and her little dog, whilst making a fortune on the Stock Exchange."

By the Wicked Witch of the West is rather good