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is that you zoo?

Quote: sootyj @ August 5 2010, 2:36 PM BST

sitting in social services playing guess

mum sister or girlfriend

I trust you're fully clothed, sir?

i love being able to update off the mobi makes me feel like an undercover journalist

and I used gps for the first time

Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 5 2010, 2:44 PM BST

I trust you're fully clothed, sir?

i'm one of the tools of opression thank you very much

Quote: sootyj @ August 5 2010, 2:47 PM BST

i'm one of the tools of opression thank you very much

All the more reason to take advantage, surely!

Ben got his first speeding fine today. Or at least, he got notification that he's getting prosecuted.

Quote: Ben @ August 5 2010, 5:31 PM BST

Ben got his first speeding fine today. Or at least, he got notification that he's getting prosecuted.

Oh dear, was there a choice to take a course instead of get points?

Quote: EllieJP @ August 5 2010, 5:33 PM BST

Oh dear, was there a choice to take a course instead of get points?

I'm not sure, JP. This letter's just trying to ascertain who the owner of the car is. I'll have to wait and see.

I hope you don't get points, they take ages to get rid of apparently.

Quote: Chappers @ August 5 2010, 1:20 AM BST

A la Emma Peel?

Yes, but not an open-top it is a coupe. We have been together since 1968, before most of you were born.

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Quote: chipolata @ August 5 2010, 9:45 AM BST

I'm going to have to redraw my mental image of you, Billwill.

Serves you right for getting it wrong.

:D ;) Laughing out loud

That car is very cute.

Can you leave it to me in your billwill?

Quote: zooo @ August 5 2010, 6:09 PM BST

That car is very cute.

Can you leave it to me in your billwill?

She is the nearest thing I have to a wife.
She consumes all my money
and every 10 years demands a new coat.

Ha!
Well she is very pretty.
I would.

Is that your house, billwill?

Her coats cost £3000-£4000 a time !!

:O

Quote: chipolata @ August 5 2010, 6:17 PM BST

Is that your house, billwill?

Ah, no.

Would love to own that, it's a golf course (?) at Trotters Bottom just off thw A1081 north of Barnet.

Yes of course but that is only the gatehouse.

;) :D

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