Quote: chipolata @ August 4 2010, 3:17 PM BST*waits till Lucas is nearly unconscious, then rapes his face-hole*
Table faced by Stott and face raped by Chipolata. What a busy afternoon.
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Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 4 2010, 3:18 PM BSTTable faced by Stott and face raped by Chipolata. What a busy afternoon.
Sounds like a Sootyj sketch
Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 4 2010, 3:18 PM BSTTable faced by Stott and face raped by Chipolata. What a busy afternoon.
A quote for the newsletter!
If I were a reviewer I would write of this show...
"Not shit, Sherlock."
Quote: chipolata @ August 4 2010, 3:23 PM BSTA quote for the newsletter!
Yeah, go on, Mark!...
Quote: chipolata @ July 21 2010, 1:53 PM BSTIncidentally, I've never seen Moffat's Jekyl. Is that any good? I might get it, it's only a fiver.
No, it's beyond toilet. Nothing could be less terrifying than a tightly permed James Nesbit threatening people with a zippo lighter and grinning like an Irishman who's won a lifetimes's supply of potatoes. You couldn't waste your fiver more comprehensively than spending it on this.
Quote: Ben @ August 2 2010, 1:45 PM BSTJoin the club!
I like redheads too, but f**k your club.
Quote: sootyj @ August 1 2010, 10:03 PM BSTThe heavily accented Chinese acrobats felt if not racist, cheap and tawdry. Like something the Professionals wouldn't have bothered with.
Watson's got a lovely girly just so now one might think it's gay.
And Moriarty shoots people whilst instant messaging them. This is the lazy contempt for material one would expect of ITV or bargain basement US scifi.
The whole thing feels like it crawled from the bowels of day time Scify channel and just plopped onto BBC1 prime time.
It makes Torchwood look like The Sopranos.
I couldn't agree more. This is utter shit. Moffat should have been keeping his eye on Who instead of pissing out this nonsense. What the hell is it? And how on earth can he and Gatiss demand a 'created by' credit - they haven't created anything. I mean, what's the conceit - actually - no, what is it even about?
MOFFAT & GATISS: Two men solve crimes in modern London. They're called Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
COMMISSIONING EDITOR/CLOSE FRIEND: Ha, ha ! Like Sherlock Holmes. And..
MOFFAT & GATISS: Er... that's it.
F**king hell.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ August 4 2010, 4:28 PM BSTgrinning like an Irishman who's won a lifetimes's supply of potatoes.
LOL
So racist
So funny
Quote: Will Cam @ August 4 2010, 3:22 PM BSTSounds like a Sootyj sketch
My stuff is strikingly ironic
That's just porn
Quote: Godot Taxis @ August 4 2010, 4:28 PM BSTI couldn't agree more. This is utter shit. Moffat should have been keeping his eye on Who instead of pissing out this nonsense. What the hell is it? And how on earth can he and gatiss demand a 'created by' credit - they haven't created anything. I mean, what's the conceit - actually - no, what is it even about?
MOFFAT & GATISS: Two men solve crimes in modern London. They're called Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
COMMISSIONING EDITOR/CLOSE FRIEND: Ha, ha ! Like Sherlock Holmes. And..
MOFFAT & GATISS: Er... that's it.
F**king hell.
What's shit about it? You don't like it, fair enough. But to say it's shit? Take a look at pretty much anything ITV craps out. It's just uninspired drama after uninspired drama. Sherlock is a lot of fun.
Quote: Griff @ August 4 2010, 4:38 PM BSTIs "Irish people like potatoes" considered a racist joke now?
I threw a potato at Jimmy Nesbitt and called him a f%%%king p***y.
And got a £50 fine for racially agravated assault
So yes Griff it would appear implying a fondness for tubers amongst the Irish is indeed racist.
Quote: bamalamafizzvaj @ August 4 2010, 4:48 PM BSTWhat's shit about it? You don't like it, fair enough. But to say it's shit? Take a look at pretty much anything ITV craps out. It's just uninspired drama after uninspired drama. Sherlock is a lot of fun.
Really? That's an opinion.
The last episode was like watching a cat die of sadness.
And ITV is a silly comparison. ITV makes that stuff that drop from anuses look good.
Except Harry Hill
Quote: sootyj @ August 4 2010, 4:52 PM BSTReally? That's an opinion.
Really?!?!?! 
Quote: Godot Taxis @ August 4 2010, 4:28 PM BSTNo, it's beyond toilet. Nothing could be less terrifying than a tightly permed James Nesbit threatening people with a zippo lighter and grinning like an Irishman who's won a lifetimes's supply of potatoes. You couldn't waste your fiver more comprehensively than spending it on this.
It's gone up to £7 now.
Quote: chipolata @ August 4 2010, 5:56 PM BSTIt's gone up to £7 now.
So are people reading Godot's review and taking it as a recommendation?
Quote: Godot Taxis @ August 4 2010, 4:28 PM BSTNo, it's beyond toilet. Nothing could be less terrifying than a tightly permed James Nesbit.
Was he reminiscent of one of Dave Allen's low budget Werewolf sketches or even Harry H Corbett in Carry on Screaming- falling behind the sofa and emerge looking like Nick Knowles with hangover.
Quote: youngian @ August 5 2010, 10:22 AM BSTWas he reminiscent of one of Dave Allen's low budget Werewolf sketches or even Harry H Corbett in Carry on Screaming- falling behind the sofa and emerge looking like Nick Knowles with hangover.
No.
Quote: sootyj @ August 1 2010, 10:03 PM BSTThe heavily accented Chinese acrobats felt if not racist, cheap and tawdry. Like something the Professionals wouldn't have bothered with.
And Moriarty shoots people whilst instant messaging them.
Maybe it wasn't Moriarty and Christopher Lee has reprised is role as Fu Manchu.