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Screenwriters Competition

Could you win the Platinum Screenwriter Award 2010? - A brand new screenwriters competition. £4000 cash prize for the winner. Entry fee £40, deadline November 1 2010. Winner will be announced December 1 2010. Email address platinumscreenwriters@yahoo.co.uk

I think Griff is suggesting a little more information.

And he wouldn't be wrong.

Now then, I've got this mate in Nigeria.....

This would definitely win Worst Scam 2010.

The entry fee is only £40.

The Sootyj Kambumborama writing contest

For a mere £1000 you could feature in the next Sootyj Kabumbo sketch.
Just send your money to King Sootyj high chief care of the Nigerian consulate.

And the sketch to

ohwhatsthepoint@contemptuous-scams.com

And you could be starring in an unfunny potentially libelous sketch based on a forgotten joke in Black Books.

I just read £40 entry fee and looked no further.

Quote: Chappers @ August 4 2010, 12:22 PM BST

I have a £40 entry fee so look no further.

That old fashioned value, but how does it aid my career?

I can either enter this or buy 80 Kit-Kat chunkies. I'm afraid that's no contest!

£40. That's 2 litres of Famous Grouse, which would make me feel like a winner...

Is it because it's a platinium competition it's so expensive?

Guys, you should take this seriously. It's from a Yahoo account! Laughing out loud

I've just e-mailed my screenplay and my £40 and apparently Mr Platinum Screenwriters needs me to send over a mere £5000 deposit, which he'll use to go down to Curry's and buy some new ink cartridges.

He's promised to give me the remainder of the deposit back though. What a great guy huh?

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