Could you win the Platinum Screenwriter Award 2010? - A brand new screenwriters competition. £4000 cash prize for the winner. Entry fee £40, deadline November 1 2010. Winner will be announced December 1 2010. Email address platinumscreenwriters@yahoo.co.uk
Screenwriters Competition
I think Griff is suggesting a little more information.
And he wouldn't be wrong.
Now then, I've got this mate in Nigeria.....
This would definitely win Worst Scam 2010.
The entry fee is only £40.
The Sootyj Kambumborama writing contest
For a mere £1000 you could feature in the next Sootyj Kabumbo sketch.
Just send your money to King Sootyj high chief care of the Nigerian consulate.
And the sketch to
ohwhatsthepoint@contemptuous-scams.com
And you could be starring in an unfunny potentially libelous sketch based on a forgotten joke in Black Books.
I just read £40 entry fee and looked no further.
Quote: Chappers @ August 4 2010, 12:22 PM BSTI have a £40 entry fee so look no further.
That old fashioned value, but how does it aid my career?
I can either enter this or buy 80 Kit-Kat chunkies. I'm afraid that's no contest!
£40. That's 2 litres of Famous Grouse, which would make me feel like a winner...
Is it because it's a platinium competition it's so expensive?
Guys, you should take this seriously. It's from a Yahoo account!
I've just e-mailed my screenplay and my £40 and apparently Mr Platinum Screenwriters needs me to send over a mere £5000 deposit, which he'll use to go down to Curry's and buy some new ink cartridges.
He's promised to give me the remainder of the deposit back though. What a great guy huh?