DENZIL AND BOB ARE WATCHING TV IN THEIR FILTHY BEDSIT
DENZIL
So Bob ready to enter the Pin for our Saturday night wankathon. Naughty 40s or Barely legal does it for Regals.
BOB
Me old son I have an idea for something abit saucier.
DENZIL
Not the internet again, not with that Sara's law.
BOB
Nah check this out.
BOB HANDS DENZIL A LEAFLET
DENZIL READS
Fresh pizza hot ass? I want to wank today not a takeaway.
BOB
You numpty. It's obviously a hooker what comes to you door. But they can't call it that or the fuzz would be onto them.
DENZIL
Pizza hot ass. Ah I get it, quick get dialling.
SOME TIME LATER
FX THE DOOR BELL RINGS
BOB AND DENZIL ANSWER IT
BOB
Hello baby...what the f**k.
WE CAN SEE IT IS SADAM HUSSEIN WITH AN ASS A PIZZA BOX A BOTTLE OF TABASCO AND A HUGE KNIFE
SADAM HUSSEIN
Ok dobbin you filthy animal stand on the pizza.
THE ASS STANDS ON THE PIZZA, SADAM HUSSEIN SPRAYS IT WTH TABASCO. HE RAISES HIS HUGE KNIFE TO BEHEAD THE POOR BEAST
DENZIL
What the ruddy heck are you doing?
SADAM HUSSEIN
I am about to prepare your fresh, hot ass pizza.
BOB
Hang about we were expecting some sex.
SADAM HUSSEIN
Well you can't f**k Dobbin. Food hygeiene rules. Now who ordererd the garlic head?
SADAM HUSSEIN BITES A HEAD OF GARLIC AS IF IT WERE AN APPLE.
