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I'm puzzled as to why some people seem so hostile towards vegetarianism. What are they scared of?

Quote: Nogget @ August 3 2010, 9:16 PM BST

I'm puzzled as to why some people seem so hostile towards vegetarianism. What are they scared of?

Heh, it is a bit weird, innit.

Quote: Nogget @ August 3 2010, 9:16 PM BST

I'm puzzled as to why some people seem so hostile towards vegetarianism. What are they scared of?

I love a plate of roasties, sprouts, cabbage, beans, gravy and mint sauce. I like the vegetable enchiladas from Asda and I'm about to have a red pepper, vine tomato and mozzarella pizza but I still like meaty meals as well.

I might think Beckham's a bit of a dish (I don't ! >_< ) but that wouldn't mean I was gay. Would it?

Quote: Nogget @ August 3 2010, 9:16 PM BST

I'm puzzled as to why some people seem so hostile towards vegetarianism. What are they scared of?

The pale skin, the haunted look, the smell of tofu.............

Quote: Will Cam @ August 3 2010, 9:54 PM BST

The pale skin, the haunted look, the smell of tofu.............

And that's just the women !

Quote: Nogget @ August 3 2010, 9:16 PM BST

I'm puzzled as to why some people seem so hostile towards vegetarianism. What are they scared of?

It's against nature! We wouldn't have been given teeth to chew meat with otherwise!

A few years ago, my mate Dave temporarily became a vegetarian. That put me right off him until I saw him munching on some battered chicken one night.

Quote: zooo @ August 3 2010, 9:11 PM BST

In a cheeseburger* you taste the bun, the cheese and the ketchup anyway, to be honest, not just the meat/filling.

Unimpressed

Quote: Aaron @ August 3 2010, 10:32 PM BST

Unimpressed

Ha, good point.
I never eat plain burgers so I forget they exist. Like plain crisps, bleurgh.

Quote: Nogget @ August 3 2010, 9:16 PM BST

I'm puzzled as to why some people seem so hostile towards vegetarianism. What are they scared of?

Because it's all wrong.

Quote: Will Cam @ August 3 2010, 9:54 PM BST

the smell of tofu.............

Oxymoron?

Quote: Leevil @ August 4 2010, 12:25 PM BST

Oxymoron?

More of a veggiemoron

Or Roast Oxymoron

Quote: Nogget @ August 3 2010, 9:16 PM BST

I'm puzzled as to why some people seem so hostile towards vegetarianism. What are they scared of?

I've seen your salads.

Your slice those poor veggies raw, splash their wounds and vinegar and then chew their remains to a mush.

Okay, so after some salmon made me really sick yesterday I have given up fish also too. Hope you're happy Nat!

I am ! :D

More delicious salmon for me !

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