Quote: Matthew Stott @ August 2 2010, 2:01 PM BSTIt's just that they call them sausages, and are advertised as such; but they're not sauasages. Call them something else! 'Potatoe and Carrot Lengths' perhaps.
That might be a pretend one . . .
Lots of lols.
Quote: Leevil @ August 2 2010, 1:58 PM BSTNot heard of bean chops!
Sham chops you mean?
Quote: Matthew Stott @ August 2 2010, 2:01 PM BSTIt's just that they call them sausages, and are advertised as such; but they're not sauasages. Call them something else! 'Potatoe and Carrot Lengths' perhaps.
They're normally made out of a special type of flour (called Wheat Gluten (which is in a lot of everyday products)) and soya. So how about "Soya Flour Tubes"?
Quote: Matthew Stott @ August 2 2010, 2:01 PM BSTIt's just that they call them sausages, and are advertised as such; but they're not sauasages. Call them something else! 'Potatoe and Carrot Lengths' perhaps.
You just spelled "potato" with an "e". I'm afraid this ends our writing partnership.
And let's not even go-there with the way he spelled sausage.
Quote: Leevil @ August 2 2010, 2:06 PM BSTThey're normally made out of a special type of flour (called Wheat Gluten (which is in a lot of everyday products)) and soya.
Oh really, Leevil? You must write that down and then post it to me at PO BOX YAWN.
Sent 
*pinches Leevil*
*rubs Leevil better. Then rubs him a little extra*
Quote: David Bussell @ August 2 2010, 2:07 PM BSTYou just spelled "potato" with an "e". I'm afraid this ends our writing partnership.
You'll flourish from here on in, Stott.
Quote: Aaron @ August 2 2010, 8:50 PM BSTYou'll flourish from here on in, Stott.
Maybe he meant potato like? Potatoey?
Or maybe he's Dan Quayle?
Quote: Aaron @ August 2 2010, 8:50 PM BSTYou'll flourish from here on in, Stott.
We could both do better.