General, General Thread Page 2,194

Hi,

Paul

If he's so damn clever why does he need me?

Anyone remember Horace Batchelor?

Why didn't he just follow his own method and retire somewhere nice instead of bothering us Radio Luxemboug listeners ?

>_<

This is fantastic:

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=81820

Facial hair really is so very wrong.

Quote: Aaron @ August 1 2010, 1:44 AM BST

Facial hair really is so very wrong.

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Quote: Aaron @ August 1 2010, 1:44 AM BST

Facial hair really is so very wrong.

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*Fondles his beard*

Quote: Matthew Stott @ August 1 2010, 11:20 AM BST

*Fondles his beard*

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No, that's my beard.

(Don't stop)

Aaron looks the type who could probably grow only very, very fine hairs on his chin and nowhere else.

I'd never want a beard. I'd like some nice designer stubble, but my stubble's very scruffy.

I LOVE beards.

Mine is magnificent.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 1 2010, 1:23 PM BST

I LOVE beards.

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You'd love Matthew Lewis Stott then!

My beard was getting long, around 3" or so and the locals in the Coronet pub on Wednesdays were greeting me with patronising smiles as if I was Rip-van-Winkle or something...

So I've trimmed most of it down to just a quarter inch long.

When I was in my mid-teens, my friends and I used to like shouting "BEARD!" at anyone we saw with a beard.

Quote: Ben @ August 2 2010, 11:04 AM BST

When I was in my mid-teens, my friends and I used to like shouting "BEARD!" at anyone we saw with a beard.

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I have no idea why, but I have just laughed at loud at this

Quote: Ben @ August 2 2010, 11:04 AM BST

When I was in my mid-teens, my friends and I used to like shouting "BEARD!" at anyone we saw with a beard.

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Will Shakespeare would probably have shouted back: "No! BARD"

Quote: Will Cam @ August 2 2010, 11:09 AM BST

I have no idea why, but I have just laughed at loud at this

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It probably all started with a piece of cloth, Will. You were cut from it and then, 40 years later, I too was cut from it.

Quote: Ben @ August 2 2010, 11:04 AM BST

When I was in my mid-teens, my friends and I used to like shouting "BEARD!" at anyone we saw with a beard.

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We had a teacher at school who we would only refer to as Hairy Evans, just because he had a neatly trimmed beard. He seemed to be okay about it, but I reckon it scarred him deeply.