Quote: EllieJP @ August 2 2010, 10:14 AM BSTIt's your baby Chip.
ABORT!
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Quote: chipolata @ August 2 2010, 12:05 PM BSTABORT!
Awww no, it'll be cute.
Ben is off to Tesco to buy the Arcade Fire album and some painkillers. Make of that what you will.
Move my books to a prominent position while you are there Ben.
Quote: David Bussell @ August 2 2010, 10:15 AM BSTWent to an old friend's wedding on Saturday at an Essex golf club. Decided to take a buggy for a midnight joyride and almost drove the thing into a stagnant pond. At one point the management realised what had happened and sent out two buggies in pursuit. He acted like he was upset but I could tell the guy who eventually pulled me over was pleased to have participated in the chase.
Was the Bond music playing? Did you emerge from said stagnant pond without a mark on your dj?
Quote: Marc P @ August 2 2010, 1:12 PM BSTMove my books to a prominent position while you are there Ben.
I very nearly picked up your book and William Boyd's latest in the BOGOF deal, but I need to save my pennies for now.
Quote: David Bussell @ August 2 2010, 10:15 AM BSTWent to an old friend's wedding on Saturday at an Essex golf club. Decided to take a buggy for a midnight joyride and almost drove the thing into a stagnant pond. At one point the management realised what had happened and sent out two buggies in pursuit. He acted like he was upset but I could tell the guy who eventually pulled me over was pleased to have participated in the chase.
We did the same thing when we were kids except we managed to drive the cart into the alligator-infested pond. When they pulled it out it was full of flopping fish.
The watchman had no trouble catching us because he was driving a special gasoline-powered cart that would do about 50 miles per hour. 
Quote: sootyj @ August 2 2010, 1:20 PM BSTWas the Bond music playing? Did you emerge from said stagnant pond without a mark on your dj?
Only in my head. And by the time I'd come up with the idea of stealing a golf cart my dj was already something of a fright (the caterpillar if you must know).
Quote: DaButt @ August 2 2010, 2:59 PM BSTThe watchman had no trouble catching us because he was driving a special gasoline-powered cart that would do about 50 miles per hour.
That's just cheating!
Quote: David Bussell @ August 2 2010, 3:06 PM BSTThat's just cheating!
He was almost 70 years old and golf is all about handicaps.
Quote: Ben @ August 2 2010, 12:51 PM BSTBen is off to Tesco to buy the Arcade Fire album and some painkillers. Make of that what you will.
Buy me one !
One painkiller?
*yawn* I'm switching to autopilot.
No I have painkillers. I would like Archade Fire's new album.. I'm too poor to buy it, but I like AF too much to steal their music offof the interwebs. DAMN YOU, FICKLE MORAL COMPASS !
Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 2 2010, 3:37 PM BSTNo
I stole it and then bought it. It's the kind of nice fellow I am.
Roscoff is spending the week without his lady friend and to be honest...quite likes the space. As Ben would say, 'Make of that what you will'. 