Quote: Ben @ August 1 2010, 5:05 PM BSTI lost four pounds in weight overnight. I don't know how.
Do you weigh yourself every day, Ben? Like Bridget Jones.
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Quote: chipolata @ August 1 2010, 5:33 PM BSTDo you weigh yourself every day, Ben? Like Bridget Jones.
Yes!
Quote: Griff @ August 1 2010, 5:33 PM BSTShit the bed?
No!
Quote: Ben @ August 1 2010, 5:50 PM BSTYes!
Weird.
I don't really, Gavin. Maybe once or twice a week.
Quote: Ben @ August 1 2010, 5:57 PM BSTI don't really, Gavin. Maybe once or twice a week.
Ahhh Ben you scamp you got me good.
I am a bit of a scamp!
Will Cam is tired. I have worked this weekend and I am working next weekend. My next day off is Monday 9th August 
I'm a bit tired too. That'll teach me for rolling in at quarter to five this morning.
Quarter to 5 
As my old Nun teacher used to say:
'If you want sympathy you will find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis'
Quote: Ben @ August 1 2010, 9:48 PM BSTI'm a bit tired too. That'll teach me for rolling in at quarter to five this morning.
Had you fallen asleep in a bush?
Quote: Will Cam @ August 1 2010, 10:07 PM BSTAs my old Nun teacher used to say:
'If you want sympathy you will find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis'
Wow. I like that.
Quote: Will Cam @ August 1 2010, 9:45 PM BSTWill Cam is tired. I have worked this weekend and I am working next weekend. My next day off is Monday 9th August
Don't tell me, you're real name is Wang and you work for Poundland with other nine year olds right?
Quote: Matthew Stott @ August 1 2010, 10:10 PM BSTHad you fallen asleep in a bush?
He should have been so lucky!
Just survived another lawn mowing in the deadly 100F/38C sun. My mower broke and I had to borrow the neighbor's to finish up. Then the weed trimmer ran out of line and I stepped in a pile of fire ants. 
A shower and cold beer and it'll all be forgotten. Except for the pustules on my legs, of course.
took the evening off. Now feel guilty so gonna work for few hours