British Comedy Guide

What Have You Ever Won? Page 9

Nothing

I'm a loser baby.

You're winning life, soots.

I've won the hearts and minds of the BCG collective.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Oh, wait, you're probably serious, right?

Whistling nnocently

Quote: sootyj @ July 29 2010, 5:15 PM BST

i bet you wrote one of your pupils was horribly killed

And your point is?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 29 2010, 7:18 PM BST

Deal ! I will have my unicorn deliver the money tomorrow morning.

It arrived. I skinned it and drank it's blood so that I should live forever. (You can do the same with postmen apparently)

Quote: Ben @ July 29 2010, 8:09 PM BST

I've got one too! Trufax!

(This line should be delivered by a Japanese prison officer. Preferably from Tenko. Other prisoner of war films are available)

"YOU LIE!" (Slaps Ben across face with back of right hand whilst holding on to ceremonial sword type thing with left)

Quote: roscoff @ July 31 2010, 11:04 AM BST

"YOU LIE!" (Slaps Ben across face with back of right hand whilst holding on to ceremonial sword type thing with left)

But I drewed a picture about saving the planet!

Quote: roscoff @ July 31 2010, 11:04 AM BST

And your point is?

You're too lazy to horribly kill the child. Thus cheating Blue Peter and making Vaerie Singleton cry.

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