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Costs a LOT though doesn't it?

Sounds ace though.

Quote: zooo @ July 30 2010, 1:18 PM BST

Costs a LOT though doesn't it? Sounds ace though.

Cheaper in the long run as you never have to buy razors or waxing strips again. I might get my chin done.

I might get my back done.

Not your palms?

I got my dog done.

Quote: zooo @ July 30 2010, 1:36 PM BST

Not your palms?

Yeah them. And the soles my feet.

And my knees.

It's a man's job to be hairy, isn't it?

Not forgetting the tongue!

Can't abide a hairy tongue.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 30 2010, 1:39 PM BST

It's a man's job to be hairy, isn't it?

Traditionally.

But this is the twenty-first century! It's the ladies turn now.

I have hairs growing on my hairs.

Quote: zooo @ July 30 2010, 1:41 PM BST

Traditionally.

But this is the twenty-first century! It's the ladies turn now.

A former girlfriend of mine had a singular hair growing out of her left breast. That was bad enough.

Didn't she take a tweezer to it?

Nah. And I was too much of a gentleman to mention it. I should have just bit it out during some vigorous love play.

Apologies if you're eating your lunch.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 30 2010, 1:54 PM BST

Nah. And I was too much of a gentleman to mention it. I should have just bit it out during some vigorous love play.

I can't imagine you doing anything rigorous.

Quote: chipolata @ July 30 2010, 2:18 PM BST

I can't imagine you doing anything rigorous.

You're quite right. I don't tend to do 'vigorous' these days. That was in my past.

I am suffering from crippling fear. I've just realised I've only got 25 days until my first standup gig and should probably be at least a little prepared by now. OH MY.

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