Full Job History. Lating 5 years to 1 week.
Oct 1999 - April 2005 - Wilkinson, lasted 5 years 6 months 12 days and 12 hours.
November 2004 - January 2006 (suspended in Dec 2005) - telling customers that their sofa would be there when you knew it wouldnt. Getting told you had ruined alot of kids Christmas's by parents who hadnt bothered to order toys until 23rd december. I was sacked as they suspected me of trying to fiddle the bonus scheme by havng little or no time off system by pressing the wrong buttons to get my times down. I was in fact ill with a chest infection but after faking insomnia for 3 months I had no more sick time left.
Feb 2006 on and off til May 2006 - packing Guinness and working at B&Q with people who decided to steal some of the booze in the guinness place (it also did vodka).
Somerfield in Toxteth in Liverpool, last 3 weeks before I had had enough of the scally tramps.
Morrisons July 2006 - September 2007, left after my bakery manager told me I'd enjoy prison when I dropped the soap. Management wouldnt discipline him so I walked.
XLN Telecom - Sept 2007 - October 2007 ( 1 Week) Walking to shops and small businesses asking if they wanted to sign up for a phone & internet service. Decided that it was a pyramid scheme so left. Plus I was shit at it.
B&M Bargains September 2008 - January 2009. Had to report them to Environmental Health when they refused to get the heating repaired. I was 'let go' so I assume they found out.
The Thompsons Arms - November 2008 - November 2009. Gay pub on Gay Village in Manchester. The axing of my bus put paid to my late night antics 
Next - February 2010 - Present. Well if I get to October 2015 it'll be my longest lasting job.
