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What Have You Ever Won? Page 8

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 29 2010, 4:42 PM BST

Ooh I also won a set of juggling balls dancing to Men In Black when I was 12, at a disco at a Haven holidays resort.

It makes me sad that anyone was 12 when that movie came out. Even sadder that it was at a Haven.

I'm a wee bairn.

I have won a Blue Peter badge :) Trufax

JEALOUS.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 29 2010, 4:52 PM BST

JEALOUS.

I will sell it to you for a gzillion pounds and a penny.

My ex. got 5 numbers in the Lottery. You might expect that made us rich, but we only got £1,500. Better than nothing, but disappointing for 5 numbers.

Yeah, my Dad got 4 or 5 numbers the other week. Was only about £150.

Quote: roscoff @ July 29 2010, 4:54 PM BST

I will sell it to you for a gzillion pounds and a penny.

i bet you wrote one of your pupils was horribly killed

Quote: EllieJP @ July 29 2010, 3:09 PM BST

I've entered a competition to win a cement mixer.

http://www.vedett.be/

Laughing out loud

Quote: roscoff @ July 29 2010, 4:54 PM BST

I will sell it to you for a gzillion pounds and a penny.

Deal ! I will have my unicorn deliver the money tomorrow morning.

Quote: roscoff @ July 29 2010, 4:49 PM BST

I have won a Blue Peter badge :) Trufax

I've got one too! Trufax!

I won a book about farmyard machinery for being the "most improved child" in my class when I was eight. I've still got it. Then a bit later on I won a trophy at a shooting competition when I was about forty-five. I had that for about a week. My wife hit me over the head with it and threw it in the bin.

Quote: zooo @ July 29 2010, 5:39 PM BST

Laughing out loud

If I win it, I'll drive it to the meet.

We can mix drinks in it.

Well it does have a big bottle on the back instead of the mixer. Just a bit worried about parking it.

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