Quote: David Bussell @ July 29 2010, 11:33 AM BSTWeren't you wearing a tie made of sausages last time I saw you?
And a thong fashioned from an umbilical cord and an old spleen. Not as comfortable as it sounds.
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I always liked the idea of hanging myself with a length of umbilical cord - there's a nice symmetry to it.
My mind boggles at how anyone can put beetroot in their mouths. I actually gag at the mere smell of the stuff. I'd rather suck the stains out of a dead tramp's underpants.
Mmmmm. Trampy.
Beetroot is lovely. The clothes staining bastard stuff! 
I only like it out of jars, though.
Quote: zooo @ July 29 2010, 1:27 PM BSTI only like it out of jars, though.
bleurgh. >_<
Ha.
None of those fancy proper vegetables for me, thanks.
Sliced and in a jar only.
Quote: zooo @ July 29 2010, 1:27 PM BSTI only like it out of jars, though.
Sauteed with pigeon breast on a salad with cider vinigarette is when beetroot is at it's finest. OM NOM NOM.
Fancy!
Quote: Leevil @ July 29 2010, 1:26 PM BSTBeetroot is lovely. The clothes staining bastard stuff!
I just had some beetroot and got some on my dress. 
Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 29 2010, 1:47 PM BSTSauteed with pigeon breast on a salad with cider vinigarette is when beetroot is at it's finest. OM NOM NOM.
Fried beetroot and vinegary pigeon tits eh? Delicious. 
Pigeon breast is very nice.
Quote: Ben @ July 29 2010, 2:01 PM BSTPigeon breast is very nice.
You shot my Speckled Jim?? 
Quote: Ben @ July 29 2010, 2:01 PM BSTPigeon breast is very nice.
Are you a breast man then, Ben?
If I was a man, I'd be a bum man.
Anyway yes, pigeon breats is delicious.