Quote: Loopey @ July 29 2010, 11:15 AM BSTTen days in a chicken packing factory where a container of slimy chicken necks landed on me and slithered right down into my regulation wellies.
5 days in a printing office where the boss was far too friendly. On the day I left he went too far so I pushed him over.
What was too far 
Quote: Loopey @ July 29 2010, 11:15 AM BSTTen days in a chicken packing factory where a container of slimy chicken necks landed on me and slithered right down into my regulation wellies.
Quote: Will Cam @ July 29 2010, 11:01 AM BSTI don't even know what I am in this thread. I shall take my obviously employable arse and foxtrot oscar before someone else tells me to
You cheeky bugger!
Did you get that job in the bookshop, zooo?
No. 
One day. Although I actually only worked for a couple of hours. Litter picking in a local show.
Crap job, I got fed up, was slightly hung over so went and slept in the back of a van then went home.
Quote: zooo @ July 29 2010, 11:34 AM BSTNo.
When I graduated I got turned down for a job at Toys 'R Us. Not sure what that says about me exactly.
Quote: David Bussell @ July 29 2010, 11:40 AM BSTWhen I graduated I got turned down for a job at Toys 'R Us. Not sure what that says about me exactly.
McDonald's turned me down. After I had argument with the manager in the interview.
Quote: David Bussell @ July 29 2010, 11:40 AM BSTWhen I graduated I got turned down for a job at Toys 'R Us. Not sure what that says about me exactly.
That they'd wonder how you got out of your casing in the Equine Princess section.
2 days at a chocolate factory. Something better came along thankfully.
Quote: Ben @ July 29 2010, 12:00 PM BST2 days at a chocolate factory. Something better came along thankfully.
Did the orange make up wash off or the green wig fall off first?
Second shortest was at a Blacks (Outdoor equipment). I was sacked after two months for refusing to bug the customers enough.
Quote: Will Cam @ July 29 2010, 11:18 AM BSTWhat was too far
I will leave that to your imagination, which will probably come up with something much worse. 
Quote: Ben @ July 29 2010, 12:00 PM BST2 days at a chocolate factory. Something better came along thankfully.
Way to bitchslap Willy Wonka!
Quote: EllieJP @ July 29 2010, 11:20 AM BST
Yeah. I tried to look dignified as I marched out but I couldn't really pull it off with squelchy noises and blood spurting out of my boots.
Quote: Ben @ July 29 2010, 12:00 PM BST2 days at a chocolate factory. Something better came along thankfully.
There is something better than working in a chocolate factory?
