SHAGRI-LA was the name of Napoleon Bone-a-tart's fav. bordello.
CONSTANT CUMMINGS was Britian's greatest porn star.
PHILATELY should be stamped out.
NEARcicle is the opposite of FARcicle.
The opposite of OUTRINSIC? figure it out for yourself.
If you have a bucket with a hole in it and the water runs out, you've got it upside down!
I just found out that my train of thought's been cancelled.
What are the other ways of skinning a cat?
MAN's best friend is a dog - I married my best friend!
People who speak too soon tend to stutter.
Foreign phrase books don't show you how to understand the answers!
Aspirin's good for a headache - what's good for an ass ache?
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