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I read the news today oh boy! Page 185

Ha. :)

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3070211/Bulger-fiend-is-18st-on-snacks.html#ixzz0usklkg21"

There is no stopping the Sun's Pulitzer prize winning investigative team

Seems like they missed the main story which is that you can by weed on the nonces' wing.

Nonsense-imilla?

Quote: sootyj @ July 27 2010, 1:48 PM BST

Nonsense-imilla?

Laughing out loud

http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/news-extra/article/35598/emmerdale-apologises-over-offensive-shopping-list.html

Glad to see people complaining about the important stuff. Rolling eyes

Complaints or 'hack rings up professional rent-a-quoter'?

Perhaps in these cash strapped times Mediawatch could team up with the odious Taxpayers Payers Alliance to do joint statements about the BBC wasting public money on 'filth.'

Quote: chipolata @ July 27 2010, 2:48 PM BST

http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/news-extra/article/35598/emmerdale-apologises-over-offensive-shopping-list.html

Glad to see people complaining about the important stuff. Rolling eyes

The comments on that are amazing. I nearly did a wee.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 27 2010, 3:12 PM BST

The comments on that are amazing. I nearly did a wee.

That's fantastic.

It's also spawned this wonderful news headline "Emmerdale Shoves Jamrags In Innocent Kiddie's Faces". Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/07/27/mail_emmerdale/

Here's the offending moment...notice that down the left of the shopping list it also spells "ARSE Biscuits". :)

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Bravo for Emmerdale Set Dressers!

Quote: Lee Henman @ July 27 2010, 4:54 PM BST

That's fantastic.

It's also spawned this wonderful news headline "Emmerdale Shoves Jamrags In Innocent Kiddie's Faces". Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/07/27/mail_emmerdale/

Here's the offending moment...notice that down the left of the shopping list it also spells "ARSE Biscuits". :)

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Bravo for Emmerdale Set Dressers!

I love Emmerdale. My ambition is to write for them.

I wouldn't have even known what a jam rag was. Might have spotted the ARSE and the pile cream.

Is very funny though.

Quote: Lee Henman @ July 27 2010, 4:54 PM BST

Here's the offending moment...notice that down the left of the shopping list it also spells "ARSE Biscuits". :)

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

BP's Tony Hayward resigns after being 'demonised and vilified' in the US

At a gathering of board members, Mr Hayward said his experience of the catastrophe was like "stepping out from the pavement and being hit by a bus".

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/energy/oilandgas/7912338/BPs-Tony-Hayward-resigns-after-being-demonised-and-vilified-in-the-US.html

I knew someone who was hit by a bus, and killed instantly. By comparison, Hayward walks away with the prospect of a massive pay off. Not really similar.

Quote: zooo @ July 27 2010, 5:11 PM BST

I wouldn't have even known what a jam rag was. Might have spotted the ARSE and the pile cream.

Is very funny though.

You've never heard of a jam rag? That was juvenile talk when I was at school. I'm sure Charley could tell you all about them.

I fancy an Arse Biscuit now.

Quote: Lee Henman @ July 27 2010, 4:54 PM BST

Here's the offending moment...notice that down the left of the shopping list it also spells "ARSE Biscuits". :)

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Bravo for Emmerdale Set Dressers!

Excellent! On the subject of getting in rude acronyms, years ago Australia's Bulletin magazine (a Newsweek sort of mag) published a couple of poems, the first letters of each line making the acronym of "Down with the Bulletin. F**k all editors".

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