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Ah yes, all the many Jane Austen adaptations come to mind...

Low ceilings. I just dislodged a light bulb, which fell to the bathroom floor and smashed, when taking off my shirt. And not for the first time.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 14 2010, 11:33 PM BST

I hate it when books feature covers which are stills of film adaptations too.

When I first read One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, I thought the photo (movie still) of Jack Nicholson must be the Indian (Chief Broom) as he looked nothing like McMurphy (described in the book as a brawny, red-haired, red-sideburned Irishman). I read the book several times as a kid and never realized Nicholson was McMurphy until I saw the movie many years later. Naturally the movie had no hope of matching the brilliance of the book.

Threads that demand one word answers only. Who the heck do they think they are?

Work. Not that I do any.

Quote: chipolata @ July 27 2010, 1:31 PM BST

Threads that demand one word answers only. Who the heck do they think they are?

You can always do a few words answer anyway.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 27 2010, 1:43 PM BST

You can always do a few words answer anyway.

It's the arrogance of trying to dictate what people post, and then getting all eye rolly when people don't do it. Bloody tinpot hitlers!

Quote: chipolata @ July 27 2010, 1:46 PM BST

It's the arrogance of trying to dictate what people post, and then getting all eye rolly when people don't do it. Bloody tinpot hitlers!

That's waaay too angry. Count to 10, breathe in/out...or smash something not valuable...

Went to drop off some papers for a friend at a car dealers - Citroen. there's loads of other dealerships on this estate. I went to park and drop it in. Then this bloke from Mercedes said you can't park there. I said I'd only be 5 minutes. He insisted I moved it. Bloody typical arrogant German. He looked like he thought he was the master race too.

I gave him a real mouthful filled with expletives as I left having done what I needed to do in 5 minutes. I shouted at him that he was a typical german and everyone looked round at me.

Probably because you were being loud and racist.
;)

Quote: Chappers @ July 27 2010, 5:05 PM BST

I shouted at him that he was a typical german and everyone looked round at me.

>_<

I'm not proud of it but I'd had a crap day and I could imagine him as one of the Hitler Youth.

Quote: Chappers @ July 27 2010, 6:57 PM BST

I'm not proud of it but I'd had a crap day and I could imagine him as one of the Hitler Youth.

You like to imagine small Aryan children?

Quote: Chappers @ July 27 2010, 6:57 PM BST

I'm not proud of it but I'd had a crap day and I could imagine him as one of the Hitler Youth.

That means he was in his twenties during the war. Please tell me you didn't shout at a man in his late eighties?

Quote: chipolata @ July 27 2010, 7:01 PM BST

That means he was in his twenties during the war. Please tell me you didn't shout at a man in his late eighties?

You are aware of how old David Chapman is, aren't you?

Zane Lowe.

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