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Quote: Gavin @ July 26 2010, 9:12 AM BST

Sick

You have my permission to use that "moving" line in one of your things, Gavin. On the house!

Quote: chipolata @ July 26 2010, 9:17 AM BST

You have my permission to use that "moving" line in one of your things, Gavin. On the house!

In one of my things? I could use it as a chat up line I suppose.

"Hey baby, wanna feel the ground move?"

Then push her over.

Bet no ones tried that.

*Yawn* Are we there yet?

Quote: chipolata @ July 26 2010, 8:58 AM BST

Lazy bastard! :)

My concern isn't so much with the walk Chip, but the fact that I'm on the streets of London for so long. I might become a victim to one of those hoodie types or something. But I was surprised that it is so far from a tube station, its only Kensington I thought everything was close together.

Will Cam has a very busy 2 weeks ahead and his staff are dropping like flies! His number two has flown out to Egypt today for two weeks and Will Cam thinks that he will probably have punched someone within the next 48 hours Angry

What do you do Will?

I verk for ze Government

Quote: Will Cam @ July 26 2010, 10:26 AM BST

I verk for ze Government

You're a Humphry.

Quote: Will Cam @ July 26 2010, 10:26 AM BST

I verk for ze Government

Which department?

Quote: bigfella @ July 26 2010, 10:02 AM BST

My concern isn't so much with the walk Chip, but the fact that I'm on the streets of London for so long. I might become a victim to one of those hoodie types or something.

You do strike me as being quite bad in a fight. Easy pickins for the hoodlums! :(

Quote: chipolata @ July 26 2010, 10:35 AM BST

You do strike me as being quite bad in a fight. Easy pickins for the hoodlums! :(

Hoodlums are to busy having under-age sex since all the schools are out. It's like pollinating season for them.

Drinking tea, at home, with Julia.

Quote: chipolata @ July 26 2010, 10:35 AM BST

You do strike me as being quite bad in a fight. Easy pickins for the hoodlums! :(

Maybe we could arrange a contest some time? The BCG prizefighter series?

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 26 2010, 10:36 AM BST

Drinking tea, at home, with Julia.

Yay!! How is the lovely Julia?? :)

...and you alright Putter? Unimpressed

I did put a guy in hospital in an American Football game once. He was okay though, and I did feel quite bad.

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