British Comedy Guide

Box of delights

A SLEEZY FELLOW IN A CHARITY SHOP IS PERUSING A PILE OF BOXES (ALL FANCY RED LACQUER)
HE OPENS ONE THERE IS A FOOT IN IT, THE TOES WRIGGLE.

HE OPENS A SECOND IT HAS A HAND WHICH WAVES

EVENTUALLY THEY ARE ALL STACKED IN FRONT OF HIM MAKING ROUGHLY THE SHAPE OF A BODY

HE OPENS THE TOP ONE DEBBY MCGEE'S HEAD IN THERE

DEBBY MCGEE
Oh thank you kind sir. When Paul died on stage I was sure...eek!

SLEEZY FELLOW SHUTS THE BOX AND TAKES THE CROTCH LEVEL ONE TO THE COUNTER TO PAY

SLEEZY FELLOW
And that's tragic!

Not bad, for you! :)

Some more SootyJ insanity. I like the crotch level box gag.

I'm never sure whether these pieces are just for fun or you have an intention to film them.

Plus, don't title things like this! I had to rush to Google to see if Paul Daniels was now dead!

Why blaming on making a move on the lovely Debbie maGee?

More thinking of sending it to Viz or something

I don't like the title of the thread. Keeps making me do a mini panic before my brain kicks in.

(Sketch is good though!)

Laughing out loud Like it :D

Yes, funny.

Quote: zooo @ July 25 2010, 11:47 AM BST

I don't like the title of the thread. Keeps making me do a mini panic before my brain kicks in.

(Sketch is good though!)

Do you want to change the title to "Box of delights?"

Ta

Okay!

Unhinged funniness. I like it.

Quote: sootyj @ July 25 2010, 11:39 AM BST

Why blaming on making a move on the lovely Debbie maGee?

Who wouldn't?

Quote: sootyj @ July 25 2010, 11:39 AM BST

More thinking of sending it to Viz or something

Yes, could suit Viz.

Quote: Ben @ July 25 2010, 12:58 PM BST

Who wouldn't?

.

Derren Brown?

As it happens, not only good for you, but good by anybody. Love the new title. Nothing wasted in the sketch. Splendid really.

Haha, very bizarre but I like! Can we have a Deal or No Deal follow up?

Quote: sootyj @ July 25 2010, 11:39 AM BST

More thinking of sending it to Viz or something

Find yourself a student illustrator.

When I had my band we had a student illustrator.

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