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Quote: lewisroberts @ April 21, 2007, 7:19 PM

So you "looked after" the team of rich, randy men, charley is there any secrets we don't know about your bedroom life? :P

As much as I wish there were, there really is very little about Charley's "bedroom life" that we don't know. *shudder*

Quote: charley rance @ April 21, 2007, 7:27 PM

I am not a type of car either.(Escort).

No, you don't bother with all of that masquerade; you go straight to the action.

That's almost the same Coventry team that my non-league Sutton United knocked out of the FA Cup. Ha ha ha.

Thinking about it I've hardly got any - apart from Chelsea's from about 1970.

Who wants mine before I become famous?

Deep deep deeeeeeeeeeep down in your soul Aaron. I think you may love me a little. A friend of mine insisted on reading my tarot cards. I am so not a believer. Anyhoo, apparently a man with the initial A and who looks remarkably like Carol Vordeman is crazily in la la lu la love with me and wants to fa fa fa faak me. Awww! bless you. xxxxx

I lurve you too sweetie pie. *big kiss*

If Aaron did look like Carol Vorderman I think maybe I'd fancy him too.

It wasn't for me, but I did ask for Keith Ghegwins Autograph once.

Quote: Danny @ April 20 2007, 4:30 PM BST

I have Helen Lederer, Anita Dobson, Rik Mayall, Imelda Staunton, Sarah Ferguson and Gregor Fisher {i've met him and got a photo with him.

I like the "I have Helen Lederer, Anita Dobson..." as if they are locked up in a cupboard. That's a real collection for you...

My pride and joy is a Viz Profanisaurus book that has original drawings of The Fat Slags, Gilbert Ratchett, and Finbarr Saunders, all made out to me.

Such is my pride, I got it down off me bookshelf and took a piccie.

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I've got Lightnin' Hopkins' autograph.

Google it Philistines.

Quote: Lee Henman @ July 25 2010, 12:49 AM BST

My pride and joy is a Viz Profanisaurus book that has original drawings of The Fat Slags, Gilbert Ratchett, and Finbarr Saunders, all made out to me.

Such is my pride, I got it down off me bookshelf and took a piccie.

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Is that a decapitated Dalek in the background?

I've got Maureen Flower's autograph - the wife of Eric Bristow. Though to be fair she was a darts champion too.

"Maureen used to kick my ass on occasions," Bristow confesses. "Sometimes when playing darts".

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Quote: Tuumble @ July 25 2010, 1:11 AM BST

Is that a decapitated Dalek in the background?

No sir, that's a fully-operational Ghostbuster's proton pack.

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(Well I say "fully-operational"...it lights up and makes all the right noises. It's yet to capture ectoplasmic entities) It's my other pride and joy :D

Oooh.

Quote: zooo @ July 25 2010, 1:25 AM BST

Oooh.

Laughing out loud What can I say? Bustin' makes me feel good.

Which one do you style yourself after?
Ray? Egon?

Quote: zooo @ July 25 2010, 1:36 AM BST

Which one do you style yourself after?
Ray? Egon?

Hah. Probably more the Stay Puft Marshmallowman. Minus the sailor outfit. Except on Tuesdays. :)

Saucy!

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